What is fucking contract?

"Any fuck that has been fucked can be refucked if the fucker and fuckee agree that the fuck that was fucked was a fucking great fuck"

Law of contract fucking
"Gosh Shirley, since the fucking great fuck was so great, how about we go into contract?"
"Sure Dan! I'd love to! You are a fucking great fuck"

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fucking contract - video

Fucking contract - what is it?

A tacit agreement to engage in sexual intercourse from time to time without any of the traditional obligations associated with a physically intimate relationship.

Overheard at a party: "Did you notice that Sally just left with Fred- those two have a fucking contract".

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