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What is palmela handerson?

A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isnโ€™t readily available.

The name of a mans dominant wanking hand

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Hi guys, thanks for the invite to your wedding, Palmela Handerson and I would love to attend.

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Palmela handerson - what is it?

Masterbation.

Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.

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What does "palmela handerson" mean?

The name of the hand you jerk off with

I am talking to Palmela Handerson

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Palmela handerson - what does it mean?

The act of using your hands to self ejaculate.

I may not have a girlfriend to love me but I sure do have palmela handerson. And she never leaves me unpleased!

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Palmela handerson - meaning

Rosie Palm's better looking sister.

I got blue balled on my date...so I had to call in Palmela Handerson to finish the job.

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Palmela handerson - definition

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

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Palmela handerson - slang

The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mรถtley Crรผe.

"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."

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Palmela handerson

The name given to the hand a guy uses to masterbate.

Meet my girlfriend Palmela Handerson.(Shows his right hand)

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Palmela handerson

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand youโ€™re really proud to masturbate with when youโ€™ve given up on real women.

Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasnโ€™t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad Iโ€™m with Palmela Handwrson now.

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Palmela handerson

When a guy masturbates!
Get It? PALM-ela HAND-erson!
Like your PALM & your HAND!

All guys at one point or another have had a date with PALM-ela HAND-erson!

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