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What is pabst blue ribbon?Getting me a Pabst! YARRR! pabst blue ribbon - videoPabst blue ribbon - what is it?The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can. Dude 1: Dude, you're getting PBR? What does "pabst blue ribbon" mean?The beer of choice among poor, northern folk. The beer teenage kids steal from their parents because it's been in the back of the fridge/in the basement since 1982. A beer that, if drank often, will keep your shit liquid for a week straight. This beer should be drank by all beer drinkers so they can truly appreciate how great their usual, non-Pabst, beer tastes. I drank Mich-Golden last night and had the first solid shit I've had in four years (True story) Pabst blue ribbon - what does it mean?1. n. The only beer that makes you feel as though you're looking the devil straight in the face upon cracking open the first can of the evening. It is a little-known fact that in the play "Faust", Mephistopheles is, in fact, summoned by the protagonist's opening of a can of Pabst. Here is a dialogue from the 1986 film "Blue Velet" exemplifying the Pabst Blue Ribbon Mentality (note: Frank Booth is played by Dennis Hopper): Pabst blue ribbon - meaningThe cheap beer of choice for indie kids, scene kids, or hipsters. Hipster no. 1: Hey man, hand me another Pee Bee Arrr!!! Pabst blue ribbon - definitionn. Packs a good whollop and sits nicely. To drink a lot and not feel heavy. To enjoy at a good cost and achieve the feeling desired. To experience true delight and full flavor. Yes sir this is cheap, and yes it will make you feel great, and yes it has more class and flavor to it than commercialized beer. Just quit yappin and get me a PBR! Pabst blue ribbon - slangThe most storied beer in the history of county fairs. At or about the turn of the century, Cletus Pabst, a notoriously violent drunkard and dancing fiend, began entering his home-brewed libation in hog and heffer contests at fairs in southern Ohio. Eventually, partly out of pitty, mostly out of fear of having their children beaten and/or danced with, judges awarded Mr Pabst's dirty taint flavored beer the blue ribbon in the open thoroughbred heffer class. Heineken? Fuck that shit. PABST BLUE RIBBON! Pabst blue ribbonThe best beer that comes in a 30 rack. Person 1:Dude, here's ten bucks get some beer. Pabst blue ribbonPabst Blue Ribbion is The Number one choice for punk rockers and Pirates. the beer is cheap but wonderful and has a special way of reminding you the next day as you pee out of youre butt. None the less this brew can only be described as gods piss. what kind of beer do pirates drink? Pabst blue ribbonA classic american pilsner. Although I used to think this beer inferior because it sells for $8 a case, you can actually smell and taste malt and hops in this beer. It is a far better beer than bud, coors, miller, busch, rolling rock, or any other american swill. "If all you have is cheap American mega-lagers, at least give me a Pabst Blue Ribbon" |
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