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What is orgasmatron?
I am the one, Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping hand
My image is of agony, my servants rape the land
Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine and vain
Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law
My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore.
I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit
I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet
I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain
And still you play the sycophant and revel in you pain
And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate
I am the politician, and I decide your fate
I march before a martyred world, an army for the fight
I speak of great heroic days, of victory and might
I hold a banner drenched in blood, I urge you to be brave
I lead you to your destiny, I lead you to your grave
Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown
For I am Mars, the god of war, and I will cut you down
Orgasmatron
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orgasmatron - video
Orgasmatron - what is it?
Something is described as "orgasmatronic" when it provides as much pleasure as an orgasmatron.
Tiffany had an orgasmatronic moment as Tim's thick sleek cock swiftly crept its way up her cervix.
What does "orgasmatron" mean?
Pleasing or orgasmic enough to give robots orgasms. And robots aren't supposed to feel anything.
Dude 1: So how was that robot?
Dude 2: My penis was so large that it screamed my name in ecstasy!
Robot: Damn right, it was orgasmatronic.
Orgasmatron - what does it mean?
A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.
Why didn't I think clearly before I purchased an orgasmatron?
Orgasmatron - meaning
Hilarious electro song by Avenue D about a vibrator.
"Batteries included no assembly required
you can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired.
Orgasmatron, Orgasmatron,"
Orgasmatron - definition
The orgasmatron is a remote operated spinal implant that will stimulate a woman to the brink of orgasm with the push of a button. Clinical trial(s) began in 2003 with the approval of the FDA. Notwithstanding spirited media coverage, enthusiasm for the procedure has been remarkably low. The surgeon who patented this treatment for "sexual dysfunction" thank you Dr. Stuart Meloy is actually struggling to find volunteers for the trial presently the operation is only available for women. The anticipated cost of surgery is somewhere between $13-17,000.
Ladies interested in the orgasmatron might also consider investing in a cervical plug; this device should prevent the uterus from escaping during the painful procedure.
Orgasmatron - slang
A large phone-booth-like device used to automate sex. As seen in the movie "Sleeper", by Woody Allen.
Would you like to step into the Orgasmatron with me?
Orgasmatron
A truly brilliant song by motorhead
i am the one ORGASMATRON, the outstretched, grasping hand