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What is on the docket?
The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it and then using it as a little (or large depending on prior food consumption) butt dildo to supplement masturbation.
Jeez, the missus is out of town this weekend. Might treat myself to a ride on the old space docket!
on the docket - video
On the docket - what is it?
To make money.
Yo Motif! My bitches have done been clockin' dockets all day yo! We be gettin' all shades o crunk tonight. AAAAAwwwwww HAAAAwwwwwww!
What does "on the docket" mean?
The act of two men (usually gay men)both penetrating a double ended pocket pussy which ends up with them docking in the middle (this act usually happen in Park rose gardens restroom)
At work I caught two guys docking inside a pocket pussy(so I called it a docket pussy)
On the docket - what does it mean?
In courtrooms across the United States, prosecutors can frequently get unreasonable with their plea bargains. Public Defenders and private defense attorneys will then agree to demand speedy trial on all of their cases, causing the judge's docket to become hopelessly backlogged and overloaded with cases set for trial. This causes the Judge to make bench offers to clear up his or her docket. It also forces the procecutors to plea out more cases so they can pursue the most dangerous defendants.
A.P.D. #1: these prosecutors are trying to give prison time on sale and delivery of cannabis cases! A.P.D. #2: docket slam them!
Judge: Counselor, what say you on Mr. Smith's case? A.P.D. #3: Ready for trial, your honor.
On the docket - meaning
Federal legal paperwork that lists court appearances, hearings for downward departures, etc. A docket sheet can prove whether someone cooperated with law enforcement and, thus, is used to check someone's paperwork in federal prison.
Ex. 1
"Docket sheet straight, if it ain't we comin' for ya / Screaming CoCo County FAIM as we end ya life for ya."
Matty Boy From Rodeo, "Bitch I'm Known For That," October 9, 2018
Ex. 2
"If you've got somebody's name. If you got what their case number is, you can run that shit through PACER or any other service like that and get the Docket Sheet. On that Docket Sheet, you will find out just what exactly went on in the course of that person's pre-trial all the way to the end."
J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, March 14, 2021
Ex. 3
Gunner: Odelay Vato! It's paperwork check time! Let's see that Docket Sheet!
Raton: Docket Sheet? Huh?
Gunner: Fool! You know what I'm taking about!
Raton does a Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor' grunt.
Gunner: You muthafuckin' rat! Just like that tool Tim Dick!
Gunner one-punch knocks out Raton.
On the docket - definition
pertaining to docking, the other man's foreskin; the docking socket
"i'm ready to dock, is your docket ready?"
"we were totally gonna dock, but his docket was to small."
On the docket - slang
Means that you have left something at a particular location
I docket my car last night
On the docket
The act of placing your dick in a pocket. Generally in the pocket of the pants you are wearing.
"I went to docket but my pocket was full."
"I docketed last night and showed it to my girl. She was impressed by the heat I was packing."
On the docket
cash money any type foreign or domestic
I got the dockets waiting
On the docket
To be on the set arrangement of plans: ON SCHEDULE, ACCORDING TO THE AGENDA
What's on the docket for today?