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What is oil slick?
Prepared a week prior to pre-coitus a guy eats nothing but baby good. With his favourite gal lying on her stomach he shits a full load on her back. After full evacuation he grabs her by the ankles and slides from toes to top of head.
After careful planning and the right lighting I gave her an oklahoma oil slick she'll never forget.
oil slick - video
Oil slick - what is it?
An Atlantian Oil Slick is an aquatic anal sex act. To perform an Atlantian Oil Slick one must either eat, or have their partner eat intentionally greasy/oily food for at least 72 hours before anal intercourse. A successful Atlantian Oil Slick is only possible when you pull out & there is visible oil spotted in the water.
Person 1 - "How was the pool?"
Person 2 - "It was great until we got kicked out."
Person 1 - "Why'd you get kicked out?"
Person 2 - "My girl & I got did an Atlantian Oil Slick where no one could see us, but there was so much oil that it gave us away."
What does "oil slick" mean?
The persistent explosive diarrhea caused by having anal sex, followed by a blow job, and finished by passionate tongue fighting spreading all the anal goodness in one's mouth.
Hey, I have this buddy that called out from work the last week after he put 56 inches in this girl's ass and got an Colorado Oil Slick.
Oil slick - what does it mean?
When a girl poops on your dick during anal sex, so you pull out and wipe it down her legs, leaving a stripe of lube and fecal matter. That is the oil slick.
Arin pooped on my dick so I pulled out and gave her a Detroit oil slick all down her legs
Oil slick - meaning
An Arabian Oil Slick is performed by first taking a massive, greasy shit and not wiping one's ass. This is then followed by dragging one's dirty ass across an area rug (preferably a Persian area rug). The ideal Arabian Oil Slick is a full line of shit remnants from end to end of the carpet. Often performed as a practical joke or for revenge.
Tony was tired of his room mate stealing his laundry change so he got his revenge by doing an Arabian Oil Slick on his roomy's brand new area rug.
Oil slick - definition
After performing an Alaskan Pipeline, force the person to hold in the shit filled condom and till it thaws and force them to defecate it back out. Thus is born the oil slick
Oh man Joey gave me an Alaskan Pipeline last night so I couldn't help but have an oil slick.
Oil slick - slang
The feeling a person gets during sex when the man ejaculates at the same time the woman does causing double lubrication.
Last night the shit was dry but I was hitting that shit so good tonight I caused an oil slick.
Oil slick
Rewriting negative and possibly damning history of the the slave trade and or other black events to put blacks in a more favorable right.
The woman king was an oil slicking of the slave trade
Oil slick
A girl/boy that your roommate insists on bringing home from the bar time after time, despite the fact that she/he hasn't showered, nor can she/he spell shower. Eventually this clever animal, like an infectious disease, will; 1) live in your apartment, 2) eat your food, 3) use all of your toiletries and laundry soap in a sad, and unsuccessful attempt to "de-slick" themselves!
If you are at home now, turn to your left, now turn to your right, he/she is the one that is not your roommate!
"I can't believe it, that Oil Slick has been over every night this week and now there isn't any toilet paper!"
Oil slick
The fluid under a woman from her pussy juice after sex. Particularly obvious on darker-colored blankets. Leaves a prominent white stain if ignored.
"We need to do laundry, I left an oil slick and I hate looking at it."
"I like the sight, it feeds my ego. I made you do that."