Definder - what does the word mean?

What is nought?

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis

*DAMN! I went Nought to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!

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Nought - what is it?

A word to describe the anus/asshole/arsehole

I gave her/him/them a good shafting up the nought

My nought is on fire after last night's curry

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What does "nought" mean?

A word to describe your asshole/arsehole/anus

A gave her/him/them one up the nought

My nought is on fire this morning after that curry last night

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Nought - what does it mean?

It means arsehole/bumhole

Mate, I was just fucking her and she pulled it out and put it up her nought!

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Nought - meaning

A nobody. A non-achiever. Also implies an arsehole due to the shape of a nought. Used in South African boarding schools.

"He's a nought. He doesn't play rugby or any sport. His school results are below average. Hangs out with losers. He's a nought."

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Nought - definition

The thought that will make you nut. Oftentimes porn is insufficient and you have to fantasise about other women to ejaculate. Said fantasy is the nought.

Damn, I had a really good nought yesterday but I lost it. Should have avoided porn so that I could've concentrated on the nought

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Nought - slang

Another way to say zero. Not used very often.

Bill: Nought... One...
Jim: Nought?
Bill: Zero, dammit!

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Nought

a woman's back passage that you want to get all up in

"I'd tongue that nought"

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Nought

South African English slang meaning negative or no.

Q: Did you know what nought meant before using the Urban Dictionary?

A: Nought.

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Nought

no, nothing, not really, never.. basically a negative answer to simple questions.

Are you going out tonight? Nought..
Where you there? Nought.. decieded to gve last night a miss..

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