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What is new hot?The unfortunate situation that arises when you’re working Brunch at the local po-boy shack and it’s almost 100° outside and the sweat drips down the small of your back inevitably accumulating in your butt crack. The only way to provide relief to this uncomfortable predicament is to dust the crack of your ass with the powdered sugar from the beignet station, thus absorbing the sweat and providing some small bit of relief as you continue to roast in the Louisiana sun. 1. HOT DAMN BRAH!! My ass is swampy like the Bartholomew Bayou, we got ourselves a New Orleans Hot Brunch today! new hot - videoNew hot - what is it?a Italian female guido from the state New Jersey street black hair usually extensions, sexy ass outfits, fake tan, horrible accent, usually obsessed with Philadelphia sports yet they can't tell you the quarterbacks name of the eagles. Freak in the sheets drink slut at the bar, hangs with you until your bank account says 0, then they move on you my boi said stay away from those New Jersey Hot girls when you go to college this year, they'll screw you over bro What does "new hot" mean?to be the great new thing. All that. linked to cocky people with a talent. "that quarterback comin outta texas is the hot new." New hot - what does it mean?A term used to describe females lowering their standards when it comes to choosing men, while attending SUNY New Paltz due to the fact that attractive men are very scarce. This drastic decline in taste effects these young women for the rest of their lives; they will continue to believe that unattractive men are indeed attractive. Nikki- Hey, did you see that dirty guy on that stoop next to Fat Bob's? He's kinda hot. New hot - meaningA term that I have used in abundance during my days at New Paltz. The "New Paltz Hot" phenomenon is when an attractive woman will lower her dating standards to accommodate to the male selection at New Paltz. It epitomizes the Darwinian struggle. New Paltz statistics are against you from the beginning. With a school that's 70% women and 30% men, you're bound to run into some problems. While a 7:3 ratio may seem appealing at first, let's dig a little deeper into the real percentages. Looks can be deceiving in more ways than one. Of those 30% men, half of them are either gay, bi, or confused. You're left with a cumulative 15%. You soon begin to question whether guys you would never have found attractive prior to the New Paltz experience are actually attractive. This disillusionment will continue to grow with each progressive year you attend school. Soon, you find yourself dating a burnout, wanna-be rapper with no sense of direction. A true catch. The "New Paltz Hot" cannot be evaded. Your only defense is to go back home, or to other colleges, as often as possible. Sam: "I've questioned as to whether or not I should turn lesbian just to better my chances. Still single as fuck. " New hot - definitionA short mexican girl Aka Nigglet Thats what they call the new hotness New hot - slangTo refer to something as being better than a previous ownership. Mostly used when talking about cars. Made famous by J.W.A.S! Yo did u check out Josh's new hotness? Much better than that p.o.s Escort he used to have. New hotWhen a person who was previously not hot becomes hot and doesn’t realize it yet. Normally these people are cooler than people who have been hot their entire life. This is also known as buying in low. Wow have you seen Megan in accounting? She lost a ton of weight and doesn’t even know how hot she is, she’s new hot unlike Tiffany who’s always been hot and is a total bitch! New hotSomething that is young and fresh, usually dealing with the physical makeup of a human being. The opposite of old and busted. Breon is old and busted. Meghan is the new hotness. New hotThe phenomena of increased attractiveness of a person who is new to your school/workplace/sharehouse/friendship group. Over time their attractiveness will return to its true value as you begin to notice their crooked teeth/lazy eye/big nose/other trivial imperfections. Guy 1: "Have you seen the new girl at work? She's pretty hot. I'd give her a 9." |
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