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What is neapolitan?
To start, you must find a drunk slut on her period. you then must do her in the ass, making sure to get a good amount of shit on your dick. Then slip the dick into her pussy for a bit, getting some nice blood on it. Then put your dick in her mouth and blast a major cumload inside her mouth. If done properly, when she opens her mouth you should be able to see Brown, Red, and White, the colors of Neapolitan Ice Cream.
Dude, I found this horny slut last night who asked for the Neapolitan!
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Neapolitan - what is it?
A sociological metaphor in which racial subdivisions of human are portrayed by three flavors of ice cream contained in the same box and maintaining the idea 'as time passes, the edges begin to melt together, eventually, and inevitably, mixing into one single colored sludge', resulting in a divine racial singularity.
It's simple Neapolitanism. I believe all variants of human shall ultimately combine to become a single species with a single understanding of our universe. We will explore space together and maybe, someday, we'll be somebody's aliens. Most of us alive now will not likely live long enough to see this but I promise you, it is inevitable and it will happen.
What does "neapolitan" mean?
Neapolitan
When you pack a bowl that contains bud, kief, and hash which resembles the icecream
That Neapolitan was so dank, it put me on that next level trippin.
Phil: hey bro you tryna pack a Neapolitan?
Stew: Hell yea. I want to get high
Neapolitan - what does it mean?
A Sexual Endeavor
Insert penis into a bloody vag, then insert penis into butt, suck off to finish.
"My girl is on the rag, so I gave her a Neapolitan "
"Woah, you got it in all three holes?"
"Fuck'n A"
Neapolitan - meaning
When a man and woman participate in anal sex (chocolate), oral sex, including ejaculation (vanilla), and vaginal sex (strawberry) in the same sexual session.
Man 1: I can't believe Donna let you go Neapolitan last night.
Man 2: Yeah, I saved Strawberry for last, since it's my favorite.
Neapolitan - definition
The act of a man having sex with three women at the same time, while one of each of the women has blonde, brunette, or red hair. The blonde may be replaced with a geriatric white-haired woman as well. The involvement of a black girl instead of a brunette is a Dirty Neapolitan.
The wife was hesitant for me to bring in another brunette for a threesome, so we went with a blonde and a redhead and I executed The Neapolitan.
Neapolitan - slang
While having sex you can either
PINK: vagina
WHITE: mouth
BROWN: anus
First off the man inserts his penis into the women’s vagina, after he then pokes it into the anus, to finish it off he then slides his dick into the other partners mouth.
“HEY GURL…the other night me and Matthew were getting it on and he said that he wanted to give me the Neapolitan.” “So he shoved his dick in me then, then inserted it into my anus then finished it with cumin in my mouth!”
Neapolitan
As the girl is giving head to the male, he "prepares" by chewing a box of smarties, or M&M's. Then, he pulls out and gizzes on her face. He then spits the chewed smarties on her face. And finishes off by donkey punching the girls nose in order for it to bleed. This mixture of chocolate, cum, and blood mix together to ressemble a neapolitan ice-cream!
The other day, Kayla received a neapolitan from her boyfriend... it wasnt pretty.
Neapolitan
threesome with two guys and a girl
guy in the middle fucks the girl while being fucked by the other guy;
so you have three flavors: a straight person, a bisexual person, and a gay person
corresponding to the 3 flavors: vanilla, strawberry, chocolate
Guy: Yeah, me, Bob, and Anne got wasted last weekend and had a Neapolitan.
Other guy: Who was strawberry?
Neapolitan
Any sexual act including, at least, a threesome of individuals, each having a different hair color. Specifically a brunette, blonde, and red head (thus resembling neapolitan ice cream).
"Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Isla Fisher would be one neapolitan I'd love to eat in bed."