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What is geriatric?
A memorable quote said by Will Ferrell in the popular 2008 comedy film "Step Brothers".
From the film,
Dr. Robert Doback (Father): "You jagaloons! You're failures! FAILURES!"
Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell): "Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck!"
YouTube Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-mXKIs0jyI
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Geriatric - what is it?
A person that was born in the early part of the generation X generation (1965-1981).
My brother is so geriatric X, he does not know anything about Facebook and still spends his time on MySpace.
What does "geriatric" mean?
The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.
Person 1: Iām sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.
Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?
Geriatric - what does it mean?
One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn. They also go to sleep way to early from the lack of arch support.
Oh thats just Randall... he's geriatric, and needs his sleep from feeding people hard candies.
Geriatric - meaning
A sexual act; preferably with an aging recipient. When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman/man, he pulls his penis out of her/his mouth at climax, and at the same time the recipient removes her/his dentures. The man ejaculates onto the dentures and proceeds to place them back into his partner's mouth.
"Sweetie, we ran out of Poligrip. Will you run to the store and pick some up for me?"
"The car is out of gas dear. We can always try The Geriatric to have them temporarily hold until tomorrow."
"Good thinking Sweetie. Let's get a move on into the bedroom- we sure don't want to be late for the early bird special!"
Geriatric - definition
When old people use words that aren't real words, but they're too old to remember or care that they're not real words.
Using "d'ruther" in place of "would rather" is a geriatrism.
Geriatric - slang
One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn.
What is this geriatric talking about, and why is he trying to feed me hard candy?
Geriatric
One who tucks his button down shirt under his underwear and goes to physical therapy session asking for the most attractive physio therapists around then will ask her out for coffee.
A geriatric patient did a double leg take down then transitioned to a rear nake guillotine choke to the front desk people upon learning the cutest physio therapist isnt available.
Geriatric
To be insane, stumble, stare at young womens breasts, dribble, incontent, smell of piss.
Oh my god, why do all the geriatric's have to come to the post office at lunch time instead of the other 7 hours in the day when I'm at work and they're doing nothing?
Geriatric
n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)
Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.