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What is the Neapolitan?Adding feces into the strawberry shortcake. Specifically, a man ejaculates on his partner's face, punches his partner's nose causing bleeding, and defecates on his partner's face. The resulting mixture of semen, blood, and feces is what is required to characterize this sequence of actions as the 'Neapolitan' maneuver. Conceivably, a woman with the ability to 'squirt' could perform a similar maneuver on a partner. "Man, last night I skeezed on my girlfriend's face, then punched her in the nose, then shat on her face." the Neapolitan - videoThe Neapolitan - what is it?threesome with two guys and a girl Guy: Yeah, me, Bob, and Anne got wasted last weekend and had a Neapolitan. What does "the Neapolitan" mean?To start, you must find a drunk slut on her period. you then must do her in the ass, making sure to get a good amount of shit on your dick. Then slip the dick into her pussy for a bit, getting some nice blood on it. Then put your dick in her mouth and blast a major cumload inside her mouth. If done properly, when she opens her mouth you should be able to see Brown, Red, and White, the colors of Neapolitan Ice Cream. Dude, I found this horny slut last night who asked for the Neapolitan! The Neapolitan - what does it mean?A sociological metaphor in which racial subdivisions of human are portrayed by three flavors of ice cream contained in the same box and maintaining the idea 'as time passes, the edges begin to melt together, eventually, and inevitably, mixing into one single colored sludge', resulting in a divine racial singularity. It's simple Neapolitanism. I believe all variants of human shall ultimately combine to become a single species with a single understanding of our universe. We will explore space together and maybe, someday, we'll be somebody's aliens. Most of us alive now will not likely live long enough to see this but I promise you, it is inevitable and it will happen. The Neapolitan - meaningNeapolitan That Neapolitan was so dank, it put me on that next level trippin. The Neapolitan - definitionA Sexual Endeavor "My girl is on the rag, so I gave her a Neapolitan " The Neapolitan - slangAny sexual act including, at least, a threesome of individuals, each having a different hair color. Specifically a brunette, blonde, and red head (thus resembling neapolitan ice cream). "Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Isla Fisher would be one neapolitan I'd love to eat in bed." The NeapolitanWhen a man and woman participate in anal sex (chocolate), oral sex, including ejaculation (vanilla), and vaginal sex (strawberry) in the same sexual session. Man 1: I can't believe Donna let you go Neapolitan last night. The NeapolitanThe act of a man having sex with three women at the same time, while one of each of the women has blonde, brunette, or red hair. The blonde may be replaced with a geriatric white-haired woman as well. The involvement of a black girl instead of a brunette is a Dirty Neapolitan. The wife was hesitant for me to bring in another brunette for a threesome, so we went with a blonde and a redhead and I executed The Neapolitan. The NeapolitanWhile having sex you can either βHEY GURLβ¦the other night me and Matthew were getting it on and he said that he wanted to give me the Neapolitan.β βSo he shoved his dick in me then, then inserted it into my anus then finished it with cumin in my mouth!β |
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