Definder - what does the word mean?

What is my farts?

The act of inserting ones tongue into another persons' ass.

I asked Tim to tongue jam my fart box, but he knew I just wanted to shit on his face.

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my farts - video


My farts - what is it?

When you get done taking a nasty deuce and you take the toilet paper to wipe your glory hole and as you are wiping your finger plunges through the toilet paper right into your butthole.

"Dude I'm pissed. I went to wipe my ass and I finger punched my fart box!"

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What does "my farts" mean?

Licking asshole.

How about you tounge fuck my fart box, little fucker.

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My farts - what does it mean?

To insert ur tongue into anus hole

I bet u wont tongue punch my fart box

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My farts - meaning

A phrase which means I love you.

Have I ever told you how much I want you to fuck out my fart?

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My farts - definition

the act of, or attempt to co-ordinate, anal sex for the clinically constipated.

note - should not be attempted with chronically flatulent people, even as a joke.

constipation sufferer number one - man i am cramped up and my laxatives only onset my severe genital warts, i wish someone would fuck out my fart

onlooker - provide a bottle of bourbon and a sheep, and you are on.

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My farts - slang

To place one's lips around a brown round and inhale the flagellation into your lungs.

I want big Laquinta to place her mouth upon my asshole and begin to suck my fart.

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My farts

"Eart my fart," is a pickup line to show how funny you are to your significant other. In many cases, it causes the person to fall in love with you right away. (read our reviews below)
"eart my fart stabilized my marriage"
"eart my fart instantly made me the best looking person ever"
"i used to have herpes and AIDS but thanks to eart my fart I also have HIV."
"i met my roblox girlfriend using eart my fart"
"eart my fart has been a blessing bestowed upon our family."

eart my fart mary!
*mary proceeds to ask u out cause the pickup line was just that good

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My farts

it's sad that one should have to actually read what this statement entails, as it's pretty straightforward.... "Suck my fart" is a wish from a person that dislikes another to suck his or her fart. It could probably be incorporated in fetishistic sexplay, if that's your thing. Barring that situation, this is inherently insulting, as it's understood that no one would like to suck anyone else's fart. It's thought to be a wholly unpleasurable, and degrading experience. Originally, it's been utilized as a play on the old adage " eat my dust", or the take offered by the famous "Flo" on the hit TV series "Alice": "Kiss my grits".

version one: "i hate you, so suck my fart"

version two "I love you, would you like to suck my fart?"

version three* "doctor, would you do me the kindness please and suck my fart outta my ass, . my anus burns... it BURNS, doc! Christ it BURRRRRRRRRRNS!!!!"

*this is a rare usage, but still holds true.

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My farts

A famous meme in Piresrodrilinaland. Used in the most stupid sentences , but in a funny way , and to also annoy ur friends!
Most used word in every 1 of the piresrodrilina Land's territories.

"Whats My farts?"
"It's a famous meme in Piresrodrilina land."

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