What is mouched?

Half man, half couch. A person who spends a large portion of their day sleeping and/or watching tv. Often, as a result, their physique will start to become round and cushiony.

Matt is such a mouch. He spent all weekend watching the WWE Network and 90 Day Fiancé. He squints at moonlight.

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Mouched - what is it?

Half man half couch

James sat on his couch so long he became one with it.

So he turned into Mouch?

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What does "mouched" mean?

Noun: Mattress Couch

Adj: Use your imagination!

You greasy little mouch.

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Mouched - what does it mean?

When your lazy friend/roommate stays on the couch and plays Halo so much, he becomes one with the couch.

Rob and Mike were on the couch when I left for work at 5AM, and when I returned at 5PM. Those 2 mo's are turning into a couple of huge mouches.

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Mouched - meaning

Mouche, (pronounced moosh.)

A derogatory word for someone who sucks their own feces off of someone else's penis.

Yeah, he's a fucking mouche!

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Mouched - definition

when scaramouche, from the hit game genshin impact on pc, PlayStation, and mobile devices, begins the mouchening.

“bro he just mouched everywhere!”
“he’s gonna mouche all over the inazumans just like how freddy freddied all over the kids”
“make sure my son doesn’t mouche everywhere”

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