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What is mortis?
A cool person that will prevent you from ever being bored.
I'm so bored I need a morty
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mortis - video
Mortis - what is it?
The Ecruteak Gym Leader in Pokemon, who is UBER-HOT and looks like a stoner. :3
He trains ghost-type Pokemon when he's not smoking crack like a good boy.
Tells people of the legend of the Burnt Tower, which burned when he dropped a joint and the whole place went up but he was too slammed ot do anything about it.
Morty bought more crack from Falner today.
What does "mortis" mean?
A Brawl Stars Brawler used to defeat throwers and other brawlers with long reload time
May also be used to troll in Boss fight and other Events
*playing game*
Me: OMG I got a MORTIS are you kidding me
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Mortis - what does it mean?
A sexual act that entails a man/woman on the verge of death(or under perception of being close to death) receiving fellatio and being brought back to full health.
Andrew: Yo Tony! I was having a heart attack and Kiersten gave me a Morty
Tony:That sounds amazing did she put it between her breasts?
Andrew: She sure did
Mortis - meaning
Shit. "Morty" is another word for shit, and can be used in many contexts, including talking about your bowel movements.
"You're both peices of Morty and I can prove it mathematically"
Rick: "I gotta go take a biiiiig faatt morty" Morty: "Aww jeez rick"
Mortis - definition
Being a dumb friend how tries to get you out of trouble.
Rick: "Morty, holy s**t shut the f**k up"
Morty: "fine!!"
Mortis - slang
Fictional character from the TV series, Rick and Morty. He's Rick's companion in all their adventures. He's a lazy, incompetent kid who constantly thinks about sex, but he's useful if a genius like Rick has use for him. He's used to block out brain waves stimulated by Rick's mind too.
Rick: Morty, listen I want you to take these nuts and shove them waaaay up your butthole. Got that?
Mortis
The shit u take when ur incompetent morally superior grandson ruins ur days event
I got to take a big fat morty
Mortis
A declaration of disdain, disgust, disapproval, or disappointment.
No we can't get McDonalds
Mortis mortis!
Mortis
A mexican magician. He logs on and off of AiM like it aint no thang. Hes the mexican magician.
Bob: Well I was thinking that- WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Jim: What?
Bob: THE MEXICAN MAGICIAN JUST APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME THEN WENT AWAY!
Jim: Ok