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What is morning shit?Those mornings when your typical morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run. You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes. morning shit - videoMorning shit - what is it?The extreme and bulky shitting process that is the result of a long night of heavy drinking. Dude where have you been all morning? What does "morning shit" mean?Defines a pronounced degree of pain. Commonly used as a statement of disapointment or loss. "You mean you gave him a rusty trumpet and he gave you a strawberry shortcake?!?! That hurts like a sunday morning shit." Morning shit - what does it mean?A shit that you have to take less than 15 mins after arriving to work. Alot of times it can get you in trouble with the boss because they have no idea where the hell you are. Barbara: Have you seen Jenny this morning? Morning shit - meaningA Saturday morning shit that nasty bowel movement you often have at approximately 10:00am on a Saturday morning after a long Friday night of partying and drinking. Generally, the Saturday morning shit is induced by a large cup of coffee. 1. Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm concentrating on my Saturday morning shit. Morning shit - definitionThe condition one may have when they have been retaining their fecal material (intentionally or not) longer than the body would prefer, causing upset stomach, headache, and nausea, not unlike that of morning sickness with a human baby, except the symptoms will immediately go away with a good poo session. Now you're just pregnant with a poo baby. Tyler: Oh, God! My stomach! I feel sick! Morning shit - slangWhen you have to take a shit after you wake up in the morning. Similar to morning wood, morning shit occurs when you have your first bowel movement of the day right when you wake up. It may be caused by smoking pot before you go to sleep the night prior to your morning shit. Masturbation in the morning can also cause morning shit. "Man, that was good weed last night. I had to take a morning shit today." Morning shitWhen you wake up feeling like crap for no good reason. Often a symptom of clinical depression. 'Dude, be online at 9 tomorrow, I've been getting serious morning shitness lately and it'd be great to talk to someone to cheer me up' Morning shitMorning shit is a shit that becomes so frequent in your schedule, that it is set aside as part of your morning duties prior to starting the working day. Monday morning ritual Morning shitwaking down and feeling unseen, unheard, unloved, insecure. "Baby, whats with this morning shit? You ok?" |
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