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What is morning WOOD?Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet" I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise. morning WOOD - videoMorning WOOD - what is it?When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed. Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner What does "morning WOOD" mean?When a male gets a erection in the morning or as soon as he gets up. Meaning getting a boner in the morning. Jose:Why did you not wake up Morning WOOD - what does it mean?morning wood is when a man has a woody or a boner when said man wakes up. Jimmy and Joe are sleeping in the same tent together while camping. Joe notices Jimmy's morning wood and says,"hey, Jimmy you having dreams about titty fucking, or anal? Morning WOOD - meaningSomething you would usually fucking wake up too and can't stop it and you beat the shit out of your meat. Sad nibba hours. Morning wood Morning WOOD - definitionA morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection. Morning WOOD - slangWhen you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection. Morning Wood! Morning WOODThe erection that men will have in the morning, just after they wake up. It's the way a mans body says "Wake up, or I will annoy the shit out of you." Person: "Well, you're awake early." Morning WOODWhen you wake up and you have a giant boner or an erection for more fair and fancy terms Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood... Morning WOODMorning wood is when u wake up in the morning to a dick longer than usual. But u don't always get it in the morning. u get it 3 - 5 times while u sleep. It's actually healthy if u get them bc it means u have moderate blood flow. if u got that big dick for hours and u haven't jerked off then u got problems and u gotta see a doc bout ur dick. Some techniques that are used to soften the wood are to flex ur thighs and ass cheeks, pee, drink less water before bed, stand up for two minutes, and getting that pickle under some cold water. u don't want to go to school/work without coffee bc u spilled it with ur wood. Dad: holy shit! son! what did u watch last night! |
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