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What is mongoosed?
something that relates to this one astronaut game
Isn’t mongoose like the game with the astronauts?
mongoosed - meme gif
mongoosed - video
Mongoosed - what is it?
The act of, while wearing boxers, pulling up your flaccid penis so that only the head is sticking out, being held against your abdomen by the waistband of your boxers.
I did The Mongoose in the locker room today before football practice. My friends all shared in horrified laughter
What does "mongoosed" mean?
A person who flirts with as many people as possible, and then rejects those who inevitably fall in love. Stems from an unhealthy low self-esteem, as they want to feel loved by as many people as possible, regardless of whether or not they actually like said people. Originated from the idea that people don't know whether a mongoose eats a snake or a snake eats a mongoose.
1 - I think I've fallen in love with you...
2 - Oh... well, sorry, I don't feel the same.
1 - What? But you've given me all the signals!
2 - Oh yeah, haha, I tend to do that. ^^
1 - You're such a mongoose. :'(
2 - Excuse me?
Mongoosed - what does it mean?
A high powered bitch, usually with a hyphenated last name. These women hate men and are snake killers.
Have you seen that new chick in legal? Yeah, her last name has a hyphen. That bitch is a power hungry mongoose.
Mongoosed - meaning
A ferocious beastly animal who wanders the jungles and riverbanks in search of inferior animals to devour.
Dude that Mongoose ate my dog.
Mongoosed - definition
Related to mongooses - a description of awesome and amazing events
The game was mongoosal!
Mongoosed - slang
The act of fearlessly, ferociously and unscrupulously devouring helpless prey; particularly, after fighting for and winning previously said prey from cobras and other venomous snakes.
"You guys see Bill mongoosing at the club last night? He made out with two chicks, got three numbers and left home with one. What a fucking mongoose!"
Mongoosed
Leaving out a critical part of the story.
Krista really mongoosed........
Mongoosed
to be drunk beyond all states of drunkenness...to be drunk to the point where one sees oneself able to do anything, for example kill/eat snakes
"i went out last night and got completely mongoosed. now i think ill eat some snakes"
Mongoosed
To experience overwhelming feelings of amazement, astonishment surprise, happy shock, dumbfounded-ness, flabbergasted-ness...at the sight of a mongoose... or other people, places, or things that bring about such feelings described above.
I was mongoosed when I happened upon a one-eyed, albino, and rabid hamster in my path on the way to bible study.