Definder - what does the word mean?

What is mitched?

Verb.
To loiter, lollygag, procrastinate, or behaving in a lackadaisical fashion in an attempt to avoid a previously set obligation, especially under the pretense of dealing with a ‘technical issue’(computer meltdown, glitch, virus, etc.) that would hinder participation in the aforementioned activity.

“Sally says she is getting her computer fixed during class today, but I think she’s just mitching.”
“Danny totally mitched out on that typing exam, I saw him hanging around the mall when he said he had to get his keyboard rewired.”
“I would love to mitch today, but I already said that my virus was taken care of and I can’t think of a better excuse.”

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Mitched - what is it?

One of the coolest, if not the coolest human-created names to ever grace this planet. Almost every single person with this Godly-gift of a name has pure awesomness coursing through their blood.

John: Did you see that guy Mitch?
Bill: I sure as hell did, that guy is wicked awesome.

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What does "mitched" mean?

a male bitch, someone who loves to get others in trouble to draw attention the to themselves.

Dude, quit being such a Mitch.

Don't be a Mitch and run tell Mom you caught me smoking

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Mitched - what does it mean?

When you misplace everything. Nothing is out of the question. There is nothing too big, too small, expensive or rare that you cannot lose. It's like a less exciting version of where's waldo, except you're looking for your iPhone X, your Tesla, or your $16 bottle of Rosé. If its mitchaking you crazy, don't worry, you're not alone.

Darn, I mitched again. Where did I leave my son?

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Mitched - meaning

A Mitch is a male version of a bitch. (According to Kevin Hart in Real Husbands of Hollywood)

That dude is a mitch! He cries too much!

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Mitched - definition

A term reserved for those who reject so many woment that bitching it no longer cuts it.

"Hey man did you root that chick last night?" "Na man I just went home and studied" "Oh my god dude stop mitching it!"

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Mitched - slang

The male variant of Bitch

Stop being such a Mitch dude.

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Mitched

A term reserved in disc golf when a disc golfer, trying to make a putt, hits the top band of the basket and misses the putt.

Oh Shit! You had a chance to win the USDGC but you Mitched It!

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Mitched

when someone backs out of an agreement or bet.

"Dude, James isn't going to do it."
"dammit, we've been mitched again."

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Mitched

When somebody only drinks half their drink and then just leaves it right where he drank it last and never comes back for it.

He just mitched that pop over there.

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