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What is miami heat?

The best basketball team. If you don't think they're good, then you're probably a lesbian in Greenland and suck on your Grandmothers dick every night.

Dude 1: Whattup dude?
Dude 2: The games on!
Dude 1: I'm assuming Miami is raping the Lakers?
Dude 2: Yeah man. You'd think they'd be good and all with D-12 and Nash, but I don't think they've played long enough together.
Dude 1: No one can beat the Miami Heat, unless someone brings Brian Scalabrine back to the NBA or teaches Chuck Norris basketball.

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Miami heat - what is it?

2006 Eastern Conferance Champs. Amazing team with their two starters Dwyane Wade and Shaquile O'Neal. Also with a strong team behind them which are Walker, Jason Williams, Alonso Mourning, Haslem and Posey. They are soon the be the 2006 NBA Champs. The team is coached by Pat Riley and is a strong and focused. 2006 is the first time they made it to the NBA Finals.

The Miami Heat is going to beat the Dallas Mavericks this year.

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What does "miami heat" mean?

Eastern Conference Champions hated by most of the US because of one man. The Miami Heat made the NBA relevant again and got everyone watching a sport that had become boring to watch. The villain gave life to basketball again and we are thankful!!

I hate the Miami Heat because they are the best NBA team and everyone hates them!

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Miami heat - what does it mean?

NBA team that blows it; Pat Riley is their horrible coach; were the best team in the East in '99 and got beaten by the 8 seed Knicks in the playoffs; Zo was here

Zo was with the Heat before.

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Miami heat - meaning

A foursome gangbang with a ratio of 3 men and 1 woman in which the men try to finish but can't. Similar to a Houdini, they pretend to finish and throw their tears all over her back. When she turns around, they give excuses why they could get her a ring.

All we could give her was some Miami Heat.

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Miami heat - definition

Chlamydia, when acquired in the state of Florda.

I went down to Miami for New Year's and picked up Miami Heat from a prostitute.

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Miami heat - slang

STD.

Lebron James got Miami Heat when he had sex with 64 virgins.

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Miami heat

The embodiment of evil.

Lord Voldemort, Darth Vader and The Wicked Witch of the West aren't as evil as the Miami Heat.

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Miami heat

When a girl eats a habanero pepper and then performs oral sex on a man.

Damn girl, that Miami Heat you just gave me was extra hot!

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Miami heat

Winner of the NBA finals 2006. They beat the mavericks! There new marketing scheme is called White Hot Heat. All the people that come to the games wear white. The heat is coached by Pat Riley. They stick together, and always say that God is there true coach. (HOW SWEET IS THAT?!)

Key players:
1. Dwayne Wade (MVP 2006)
2. Shaq
3. Alonzo Mourning

the miami heat are the best and are the winners of the NBA finals 2006!

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