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What is metcalf?Bling-blingin', so bling-blingin' that you just can't get more bling-blingin' then a Metcalfe. You so Metcalfe, man. So Metcalfe, that you just can't get more Metcalfe. metcalf - meme gifmetcalf - videoMetcalf - what is it?Another word preferable to the more immature "Dirt Road" term. -Oh dear, I can't crap due to the immense metcalfing of my anal region. What does "metcalf" mean?metcalfing (verb): My buddy got caught metcalfing on a dating site by his wife. Metcalf - what does it mean?A sexual maneuver where one: I am such a fucking moron who sucks so hard at life: I pulled another Metcalf last night. Metcalf - meaningA person who is lazy and generally useless. You're sure being a Metcalf today by laying around. Metcalf - definitiona) To be caught masturbating I thought my roommate was out of town, but he came back in the room and totally metcalfed me. Metcalf - slangTo be charmed and tricked into buying goods you really don't want off a dodgey yet charming charactor, then to find out that the items you bought are cheaper to buy in shops. Jack - I'm just going to see Wayne, i owe him some money. I won't be a minute dude. Metcalfmetcalfing-both a state of mind and an attitude. Those who "metcalfe" commonly reside in dark corners and speak only through insult. These people have been known to cause severe damage to the delicate balance of our eco system in previous years.. e.g Ollie swigs from a bottle of jack daniels - yet another metcalfing teenager MetcalfHe is the most awesome person in the world. Forged from Steel. Women have pictures of him on their walls. I wish i was metcalf MetcalfThe act of scheduling, committing to, or agreeing to be physically present at an engagement, meeting, party, event, get-together, sailboat ride, dinner, drinks with friends, vacation, or excursion, and without further communication, not attend. Once the act has been initiated, phones calls and text messages will not be returned until the morning of the following day, typically accompanied with a very elaborate and seemingly reasonable justification for the act. This act is typically initiated by the one performing the such act. Jim calls Gary and Phil. Jim invites them to go watch the BIG game at the neighborhood tavern that night. Gary and Phil are happy and excited with this invite. They both agree and re-schedule their evenings accordingly, often times upsetting the family schedule to be able to attend. There is talk throughout the day confirming time and other details of what the night may bring. As the scheduled time approaches Jim stops answering his phone and texts, almost as though he doesn't exist. Jim never arrives. In the morning, when asked why Jim didn't show up or call, he replies that he couldn't leave his house because his dog chewed through the cord to the freezer and electrocuted himself, his cell battery died, and his daughter dropped the house phone in the toilet. Jim has successfully and cleanly performed The Metcalf. |
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