What is menage?

When you and your sexual partner are attempting to make out or have intercourse and are suddenly interrupted by the cat(s). Can end up in frustration, anger and if not handled properly, a huge freaking fight leading to the end of the relationship.

Dude 1: So I was just about to get her panties off when the cat appeared out of nowhere, shoved its head in my face, wanting to be petted. All the sudden it was a menage a cat.

Dude 2: What did you do?

Dude 1: Pushed it off the bed. She got so pissed at me that she threw me out because I was "insensitive."

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Menage - what is it?

Solo masturbation, a play on words on the phrase menage a trois

She was really rolling the marble when we walked in on her -- a total menage a moi.

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What does "menage" mean?

N: the act of dancing with two female partners at the same time, originated by Will Smith (Y'all Know)

This is your chance for, or at least it could be, me, you and your girlfriend on the dancefloor - menage boogie.

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Menage - what does it mean?

The act of partaking in vigorous sexual acts or coitus between that self-promoting psuedo-billionaire Donald Trump and two other persons (usually someone like one of the Bush twin daughters and myself).

Can also involve his wife Ivana, his bird looking daughter Ivanka etc etc etc.

Note: Due to therapy to combat his balding head, The Donald is impotent and would most likely be the one penetrated or do the penetrating with a 12 inch black latex strap-on.

Kwame: "What did you get up to this weekend?"
Douglas Hardy: "I fucked Donald Trump while his stork-looking daughter Ivanka fucked me with a strap-on."
Kwame: "That be called a menage-a-Trump. Been there - done that. The Donald and myself both nailed Omarosa during the 1st season of The Apprentice."
Douglas Hardy: "menage-a-Trump city!!!"
*Douglas Hardy and Kwame proceed to High Five each other*

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Menage - meaning

You know even a rapper with a big dick like that guy Yung Hung still has to pay for the shit every other guy...has to pay for. Fantasize about it or do it, if you're broke you ain't doin much if you're a dude, that's no fun is it?