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What is mellophone?An instrument commonly used for marching bands and drum corps. Basically a trumpet that has suffered both repeated instances of anal rape and consensual anal sex, resulting in a key of F, standing for Fucked in the ass. Often referred to comically as the prison trumpet by those who play trumpet, an instrument that has been spared vicious anal sex. I'm a mellophone player, therefore I play an instrument that has been raped by me and dozens of other men at the same time resulting in an enlarged bell. mellophone - meme gifmellophone - videoMellophone - what is it?a girl/guy who is incredibly unique and the other sections in the band hate but couldn't live without at the same time. Usually tend to be made of perverted, vulgar, out of shape, and funny individuals, who befriend everyone. They don't really take anything seriously and tend to joke throughout rehearsals but know their shit when competition comes around flute player: omg did you see the mellophones they don't know what they're doing What does "mellophone" mean?A mellophone is what french horn players march and play in marching band. It's like a trumpet with a horn bell. Trumpet players call it a trumpet on steroids. But really, a trumpet is an anorexic mellophone. Trumpet Player 1: Man! What is that thing?! Mellophone - what does it mean?A small pipe used to smoke your chronic. It comes from the latin roots "mellonious", to chill, and "phonius", to smoke. Big Bird was a consumate user of the mellophone down on Sesame Street. (Cookie monster too; hence the munchies) Mellophone - meaningThe best god damn instrument ever. Looks like a trumpet but twice its size. I myself can play double high F with Ease now. (not the high F on staff, the high octave over F) The notes are somewhat similar to the Bb Trumpet and it is in the key of F. Most girls who play it however cannot play correctly (not sexist... its just true for the most point.) I can whale really really high notes over the staff. My highest note so far is a triple C over the High C over staff. Mellophone - definitionBest instrument ever. It is perfectly balanced between the upper ranges and lower ranges. The best of both worlds. Woman mellophone lines in the last ten years in drum corps rings have notorious scored higher than those made only of men. Mellophone, in the key of F, may sound flat, but it is actually the tone quality (ok, the instrument itself is impossible to play not flat, everyone else tune down). Mellophone's always play the meanest licks and the greatest dynamics. TOB Judge: Sopranos suck. Their high notes are so horrific. Wow, that mellophone double E was beautiful. God I love the mellophone. Mellophone - slangA fairly large frontal facing insturment which some people call a marching French Horn. "Mellown" player: "I'm a Mellophone player, I'm out of tune always but I make up for it by playing at retarded volumes because dynamics don't matter in marching band, right? MellophoneThe greatest of the forgotten instruments in band. Mellophones are the marching version of a French horn, because french horns don't project properly to be used for marching. Many schools nowadays don't have them however, since EWHS is the best, we do. They're played in corps and often the people that play them are pretty timid, unlike their similar looking trumpets. Mellophones are the best!!! Mellophone Player: I play the mellophone Mellophonethe single most amazing instrument in a marching band, ever. it is usually played by those of higher intelligence and awesomeness, aka concert F Horn players. ALWAYS louder than the trumpets. no exceptions. trumpet player: dude i have to march in front of you guys during the show. i cant even hear myself think! Mellophonethe most awesome instrument in marching band. in concert band, the mellophone players are french horn players, which epically pwn anyway, so when they change to mellophone, its just as awesome. people may make fun of them, but its just cause they're jealous. trumpet player says: haha, stupid mellophones |
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