Definder - what does the word mean?

What is sections?

A U.S. Army discharge based on military assessment of psychological unfitness or character traits deemed undesirable.

The slang: A soldier given such a discharge or behaving as if deserving such a discharge.

Lastweek he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazyfucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear
division. - Full Metal Jacket

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Sections - what is it?

A practice session of one instrument in particular. If you add "bi-" in front of the word, it immediately becomes ambiguous, hot, and often times, hi-larious!

"Hey Matt, do you have hot bi-sectionals today?"

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What does "sections" mean?

A delewded term for the buttocks. Commonly human. Preferably, in fact...

Hmm, nice section...

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Sections - what does it mean?

When you have to shit so much that you cannot physically shit all of it in one sitting, and need to take a break while the rest of the shit queues up in your intestines. The waiting period can be any amount of time between 20 minutes and a couple of hours, and usually the shit can be completed in two sections, though it may take three or more with epic shits.

"Just a sec guys, I gotta shit"
"Dammit Chris, what the hell is wrong with you? You just went to shit like 20 minutes ago!"
"Sorry boys, after all that shitty beer and T-bell last night I gotta take a sectional"

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Sections - meaning

When 2 band kids get together in bed. Usually referred to when a "trombone" is inserted into a "French horn"

Wil and Paige had 2 rounds of sectionals in bed last night

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Sections - definition

a marijuana smoking session

Vamos para el section

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Sections - slang

place at high school where all the potheads smoke up and blaze. also many fights take place there. Usually a distance from the school

lets go smoke up in the section on third lunch u dirty mofo

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Sections

An oversized sofa usually double the size of a regular couch

Steve : Wow Kaylee is super pissed today!
Kiersten : So what else is new!
Kaylee : Kiersten I would appreciate it if you and Jake would not fuck on my couch while im sitting on it with you!
Kiersten : It's a Sectional Kaylee & there was plenty of room!
Kaylee : You got cum on me and stained my new couch!
Steve : it's a Sectional Kaylee!
Kaylee: Oh Shut The Fuck Up Steve!

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Sections

Dirty south word for neighborhood,block, or side of town.

Niggas gettin killt up in my section !

Yo section full of pussys

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Sections

(UK) For a person to be detained under the Mental Health Act 1983 against their will, admitted to hospital, and given treatment, if they are perceived to be a threat to themselves or others.

She was sectioned after being found wandering on the North Circular. Again.

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