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What is melch?
Someone who is always Melancholy, sad or depressed.
Person A: Whats wrong with Anna
Person B: Oh don't mind her she's a Melch.
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Melch - what is it?
A melch is someone who tells jokes, sometimes said jokes are dirty. It is derived from my name(chelsea) and menstrual-enstrual-anian. I have no idea what that means, but it is part of melch. I also think it could mean someone who talks too much.
You are such a melch.
Stop being such a melch and shut up.
What does "melch" mean?
A male with positive mental attitude. Assumed to be a dumb lazy slug but actually being humble and gentle.
Strongly independent and highly creative with drive and ambition to have experience things out of the ordinary. 20% Angle 80% Devilish.
Despise negative vibes or feeling so he shadows the source. Doesn't really care about what people think about him,as long as he is feels chilled it doesn't matter. Good in melching girls even when that's not his intention.
Plant spirit - Gladiolus,which reminds of adaptability and fearlessness.
Works intently at whatever is new and holds his interest at the moment.
He is the flipping Melch,always looking cool with precise motives. Hardly predictable
Melch - what does it mean?
A person with the facial expressions of a slug.
Look at that melch. Melch at 12 ocklock
Melch - meaning
Suck ejaculated semen from the vagina - see Felching
I melched your minge of all the spunk
Melch - definition
The oral extraction of semen (usually your own) from another man's dick, after said dick has been mushroom stuffed. A successful maneuver requires bounteous amounts of suction on behalf of the one harvesting the semen so that it is completely extracted.
Also, it's one of the most effective ways to successfully transmit a venereal disease.
David always looks forward to a good melching after a lengthy mushroom stuffing
Melch - slang
a) "To Melch"- verb
A treat of a sexual practice amongst necrophiliacs the world over. A male and an accomplice must find a girl of childbearing age who has been dead for ideally five to seven days and has not been stored in refrigeration.
Male "A" presses his open mouth up against the vagina of the dead lady, whilst male "B" jumps onto her stomach, slamming his feet down. This will displace the decomposing contents of her uterus, sending it rocketing forth, down the vaginal canal and into the mouth of male A, whose objective is to catch and swallow as much as possible.
b)"Melch", noun.
The week old, rotting lining of a woman's uterus following death. A sloppy substance, reddish brown in colour, with plenty of chewable lumps.
The verb form- "Rob and I were feeling slightly hungry, so Rob retrieved the carcass he'd been safely storing under his bed, and we melched her dry."
The noun form- "I was feeling a little peckish after my Dungeons and Dragons marathon, so I fetched a luncbox full of melch that I'd been saving by the radiator, and tucked in."
Melch
A positive mental attitude.
A feeling / emotion of faith.
That feeling you get when you want something so bad, but know you have to work hard for it.
Acronym for Make Every Last Chance Happen
When god gives you an opportunity you have to MELCH!
I'm not worried about anything, I just have to MELCH life!
That girl across the room is drop dead gorgeous, I need to MELCH and get her number.
Melch
A person, male or female, that resembles a slug. Usually a little bit large, with glasses that looks like a slug. You may notice that they dont often pull, and leave a gooey trail in the wake of their sucker foot.
"that kid is a flipping melch!"
"Check out that meiclh!!"
Melch
verb: to fuck something up horribly, in an embarrassing and humiliating way
He scratched on an easy 8-ball shot, and melched the whole game.
Please, try not to melch it up.
When throwing the volcano bag, try not to throw too short or you will melch.