|
|
What is meatus?
Meatus Mummy (Mommy for yanks) is a prison term, descriptive of somebody who can shove a narrow object, such as a AAA battery, into their urethra, then "give birth" to it.
Did you see the Meatus Mummy scene on that CBT video? Sick!
meatus - meme gif
meatus - video
Meatus - what is it?
The small hole at the base of the penis, used to ejaculate and urinate (or put small items in )
The Meatus Hole.
Girl - whats that strange hole on your penis?!
Guy- Thats my meatus hole. Get down on your knees for a closer look.
What does "meatus" mean?
Beatus meatus is the act of secretly (or in public) issuing a pushing movement on yo natural dongus until white joos leaks out. (red joos is optional)
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).
Random bababoey: I have fat luigi's pictures
Ultra bababoey : Aight let me commit beatus meatus
Meatus - what does it mean?
1) A pseudo-medical term for male reproductive organs
When I had my physical, the nurse had to grope my Meatus Wangus, but I didn't mind.
Meatus - meaning
The most powerful of all spells in the harry potter universe
"Beatus Meatus!" Harry yelled killing Voldemort instantly
Meatus - definition
The gaping jaw of a penis, located on the tip; known as the meatus. It is the ogre of japseyes.
"Hey Purple, want to stick your tongue down my sticky meatus?"
"DAYM SURE SON LET ME SEE THEM MUSCLES"
Meatus - slang
A meaty, long, heavy, phat penis that sounds like a hammer when placed on table.
That guy has a meatus. Even though he tried his best to hide it, I can see it with his pants on
Meatus
1. The opposite of a Pubic Mound.
2. Word used to describe a really pathetic person.
3. The funny little hole at the end of a guy's dingdang.
1. "That girl is such a pubic mound." "I know, but look at her boyfriend. He's such a meatus...I bet he can't ever get it up."
2. "Dude...check out my meatstick." "I hate you! You're such a meatus!"
3. "Ewwww! What is that?!" It's my meatus..." "Why is it so big?"
Meatus
Slang term for the urinary meatus (aka the hole at the tip of your dick)
If you have a dick without a meatus, you're a fucking freak.
Meatus
the dickhole
"stick your tongue into the tip of the meatus"