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What is matzo?
An adorable dog who eats everything they see. Even chocolate which can kill them. Itβs also someone who thinks they are huge but they are small and sweet. Also they are Jewish.
My dog is such a Matzo when he eats his food.
matzo - meme gif
matzo - video
Matzo - what is it?
A snack food created when you are either out of tostados or it is Passover whereby a matzoh cracker is used instead of the chips and covered with cheese and jalapenos.
"Wow-that looks good. What is it?" Jane asked.
"It's a matzo-nacho. My Mom cleared the house for Passover yesterday and this is all we have." replied Rachel.
"Hmmm - I think I'd make one of those even if it wasn't Passover." said Jane.
What does "matzo" mean?
Another name for a Jewish man's testicles
That Jewish man has big matzo balls.....
Matzo - what does it mean?
1. Unleavened bread, replaces the 5 forbidden grains during Passover (Wheat, Spelt, Barley, Rye, and Oats/two rowed Barley)
2. A song on JibJab
1. Moses created Matzah during Passover
2. Matzah!
Matzo - meaning
A derogatory term about Jewish people....Matzo because they are Jewish....Crackers because they are white....
The matzo crackers over there want more challah bread....
Matzo - definition
\ΛmΙtsΙ bΙlΙͺΕ\
noun: a sex act wherein the free-flowing beard of an Orthodox Jewish male is first braided into a string of knots (the matzo balls), and then alternately inserted and removed from the anus or vagina. This produces sexual stimulation in a manner similar to anal beads or Ben Wa balls. Deeply embedded within this esoteric practice is an Orthodox view of the beard as bridge between mind and heart, thoughts and actions, theory and practice, good intentions and good deeds. The act can thus be interpreted as rivulets of divinity flowing from mind to body to other bodies, forming an unbroken circle of life, love, and faith that connects us all.
I heard he's really into matzo balling.
Hey babe - wanna make some matzo balls tonight?
I met this scruffster on jdate who tore me up with his matzo balls!
Matzo - slang
A sexual obsession with the Jewish people, the same way many guys are obsessed with Asian chicks.
Some common causes of Matzo fever:
* Natalie Portman
* Maggie Gyllenhaal
* Sarah Silverman
* Judy Greer
* Rachel Weisz
* Melanie Laurent(since Inglourious Basterds)
* Leelee Sobieski
Matzo
Same as being Tea Bagged, but by a Jewish guy. The act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down.
If you fall asleep in Tempe, you may get Matzo Balled by the Rabbi.
Matzo
A cracker-like food made in boards out of wheat, flour and water. Traditionally a Jewish food and eaten throughout the year. Jews always eat this at Passover as unleavened bread.
"Do you like Matzos?" Asked Jim,
"Of course, I'm Jewish, they're especially good with jam or chametz!"
Matzo
Matzo (Hebrew: ΧΧ¦Χ) is a flat unleavened bread used in Jewish Culture. Most popular during the holiday of Passover (Hebrew: Χ€Χ‘Χ/Pesach).
The Rabbi needed a plate of Matzo for Passover.