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What is jalapenos?
A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:
*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors
The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!
Person 1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!
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Jalapenos - what is it?
A word used to describe someone that is unable to pronounce their own name.
Sarah: Jade is such a 'Jalapeno'
Laura: Yeh I know, what kind of person doesn't know how to pronounce their own surname?
What does "jalapenos" mean?
my bro(in theory) and he is very wierd and funny lolz
Jalapeno
Jalapenos - what does it mean?
A big boned white girl, with a big butt, that a man of latin descent longs for, to make the salsa.
Oh man, look at the jalapeno! I want to make some salsa with her.
That jalapeno would make some great salsa.
Jalapenos - meaning
A term for a really hot girl
(chick walks in) Dude...jalapeno!
Jalapenos - definition
Numb: I just had a jalapeno
Numb: THIS SHIT IS POTENT!
Jalapenos - slang
Verb.
The act of expelling jalapeno seeds from the penis during orgasm. Tthe seeds are secretly inserted into the male urethra before intrercourse and transferred into the vagina during orgasm, causing intense genital burning for both parties.
Yeah, the relationship wasn't working out so I jalapenoed her and unfriended her on facebook
Jalapenos
The little accent mark used in Spanish that is put over the n in jalapeño and muñeca. For the purpose of this example, we shall disregard the fact that it is really referred to as a tilde.
John put the jalapeno on words that it does not belong on, such as ñigger and boñanza. We promptly told him to go back to Spain.
Jalapenos
As pronounced "jel-ah-peh-no" is a Rickyism for the true pronunciation of "Jalapeno".
Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'...not 'jel-eh-peh-no."
Ricky: "What in the fuck are you guys talkin' about?"
Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'. That's how you pronounce it."
Ricky: "I know how to pronounce it. I ordered fuckin' 'jel-ah-peh-no'."
Jalapenos.
Jalapenos
1.)hallow penis
2.) a spicy vegetable
I love jalapenos, except Jon Fall's is a hollow one