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What is The Rabbi?
A nice guy that teaches me my Torah portion so I can have a big Bar Mitzvah party when I am 13. I like him but wow, my Rabbi also can be a real Scrooge too. He told us and my parents, that part was bad, that there was no Santa Claus. So, I wrote a letter to Yenta Claus instead. What ever you do, just don't tell him about Yenta Claus. Ya, being Jewish is cool and I like lighting candles, eating latkes and all. But what about the Toys? What about that? I am a good kid too and am sick of being told we don't get a Santa!
Whatever you do or say or think, just don't be a Scrooge tell Rabbi Ebenezer that Yenta Claus is coming to my house! Or I'll get really mad and marry a pretty Shiska when I grow up.
The Rabbi - video
The Rabbi - what is it?
someone who goes beyond the bounds of regular jew tightness with matters of money
Erock did not pay for his childs excursion, what a rabbi
What does "The Rabbi" mean?
1) A trusted teacher/advisor/leader of a Jewish community. Most often, they are true intellects that do have good advice and insightful philosophies of the world.
2) The Arabic word for the season of Spring. Actually pronounced rabb-ee with a glottal stop at the end.
If a teacher's or doctor's advice doesn't seem to fill you with certainty, consult a rabbi.
Shamm Iniseem aw Eed al-rabbi', the Spring festival of Egypt, falls on the same day as the Christian Orthodox Easter every year.
The Rabbi - what does it mean?
Almost always used in conjunction with a Jewish holy man. Word originally simply meant teacher.
Although it is usually used with Judaism, the word is not Hebrew, it is Greek.
We need to have little Josh circumsized, call the rabbi.
The Rabbi - meaning
(noun) By metaphor from the Jewish religious role, an older, more powerful or higher-ranking person in the corporation where one works (but usually not in the chain of command) who can give good advice about office politics, and may be able to pull strings, remove heads, or otherwise provide protection from hostile forces.
"They tried to put me on the plank but I got on the horn to my rabbi and everything was fixed immediately."
The Rabbi - definition
The act of being extremely jewish; selfish in terms of money, materials, or loot, in real life or video games.
Example: -Chipotle worker: *puts a very small amount of guacamole on your burrito*
-You to your friend: I'm tired of Chipotle workers fucking rabbiing me with guacamole.
The Rabbi - slang
Rabby is a name given to a pretty and gorgeous girl. She will make you feel like she is the most beautiful girl in the world when you’re around her. It will be rare to see her get mad and upset, she is always happy around other people. She is the best girl u could ask for.
Rabby is beautiful.
Rabby is gorgeous.
The Rabbi
Rare, one-of-a-kind person, great sense of humor; funny, always makes a person smile/laugh. Very sociable (outgoing), the ice-breaker in any situation, and always makes you feel warm and welcomed....tenderhearted, sweet, genuine, loving, breathtaking, amazing, beautiful/handsome, adorable... optimistic, goal-oriented, very intelligent and is successful in everything they do. Warning: irresistible, and addicting.
Whoever finds a Rabbie is the luckiest person alive!
The Rabbi
Very intelligent, charismatic, gentle and sweet. Rabbies are rare and one of a kind, and they are very sexy. You are very lucky to run it to a Rabbie, your life will never be the same!
Rabbie is Indescribable!
The Rabbi
This procedure starts by secereting a form of holy cleansant onto a womans face. This is skeet. You then procede to rip off the nearest available source of pubes and stick them to the cleansed area, aged semen is the prefered glue. After this you must shit on the top of their head to give them a yamaka and anally fist them to ensure they arent hiding any pennies from the rabbi.
That jew loves the rabbi. She must be that transvestite Eli Colman I keep hearing about.