The act of kickin it in your room by yourself. All men need to get away now and then, telling your friends your gonna be mancave spelunking is a way for a guy to get away with being anti-social.
A horse can fuck a man without discrimination
A russian will always beat a dear
A natty is a natty...no matter how many pennies have fallen into the abiss
A keg is not only allowed at 1 in the afternoon, but expected
A bag of ramen explodes at will
A desktop will never be left untouched by a picture of a raunchy penis...wearing shades
A girlfriend or friend from home never feels offended...just completely degraded
We will always find a home with the gayest and dirtiest bretheren of them all
-little boys get killed in the mancave
-it gets cold in the mancave
-you be is that jit boy
-that's mancave
-mancave karnage
-maximum awsomeness mancave
-I want to pee in your butt
-no meatwallets in the mancave
-mancave for life
A sweet-ass suite in Craige dormitory at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Not much is known about ManCave other than that they drink large amounts of beer, have a strict entrance policy and dress code, and are rumored to have beaten Super Mario World on the Super Nintendo.
A house or apartment which upon entering it is immediately evident that no women live there, as the manliness of the man or men living inside is visible in every part of a mancave. Possible characteristics of a mancave include:
- A kitchen sink that's always full.
- A refrigerator that contains nothing but eggs, beer, soda, bacon, raw meat, and possibly batteries.
- Cabinets are full of canned soup and hotsauce.
- Walls are covered in posters of bands or legendary men (ex: Clint Eastwood).
- If any room contains a TV, all furniture is aiming at it.
- A dining table, half covered in old food and half covered in things unrelated to eating.
- Distinct smell of alcohol, cigarettes, and or newspaper.
- Bathrooms long overdue for cleaning.
- Frequent blasting of music.