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What is man cave?
slang. Refers to the anus of a gay or straight man.
Hey Phil, come here and let me put this in your man cave!
man cave - video
Man cave - what is it?
A place where just men go and do manly things without any females around
A cavity where men probe other men sexually for gay pleasures impossible to achieve with a woman (no penis)
Me and my pals are gonna drink some brewskis, watch the game on the big screen, eat a bunch of greasy fried food and finish off the evening with an excellent girl-on-girl porn video in my deluxe, pimped out man cave
Me and my pals are gonna drink some brewskis, watch male asses during the game, eat a bunch of quiche and finish up the evening by blowing loads in each others' man cave
What does "man cave" mean?
A room a man has claimed as his own personal space. He goes here to be alone, leaving the entire responsibility of watching the children, cleaning and cooking, etc., to the female of the house. She never needs a woman cave or a break because she is a woman. Only the man needs this special break and space as he is the one who is most pitiful. He blames much of this on the woman, and must hide away in mutiny that she dare expect anything of him.
His wife asked him to help watch the children so he retreated to his man cave, thereby giving the entire responsibility to her while he took a break.
Man cave - what does it mean?
A place where castrated men hang out after being banished by their wives. Usually relegated to an out-of-the-way basement, while women take control of the main areas of the home. Said castrated "men" feel the need to add "man" to the word "cave" to otherwise impose masculinity when they clearly have none. For real men, the entire house is theirs, and there's no reason to add "man" to anything because it's implied that men own everything.
Denise banished Tom to the basement where he pissed and moaned with his friends about their wives. Out of spite, they dubbed their basement the "man cave" to feel in control of something.
Man cave - meaning
The hairy stank hole between a mans two butt cheeks.
"Grab the lube, Joe, I'm entering your man cave!"
Man cave - definition
chiefly american -
a bastardization of "den" or "study" that has brought shame to the english language. man cave is one of those words that makes the listener shudder.
origin of man cave: coined by a slob at the end of the first decade of the 21st century, the repulsive word "man cave" was picked up by a growing population of people with bad taste to describe a deplorable emerging phenomenon of banality. whereas in the past, men who were lucky enough to have an extra room in their houses would generally use them for research, writing, or other constructive activities, a certain new group of men with an abundance of resources and nothing upstairs, began using their extra rooms for sloth and hedonism. words like "study" could no longer be used in a coherent way, while more accurate words likes "porn room" had too many negative connotations. thus, man cave was created to describe this unfortunate consequence of a society afflicated by the disease of affluence.
essential characteristics: man cave is a place where an over-sized slob sits in an over-sized arm chair in front of an over-sized tv and looks at ugly women with over-sized breasts, in a part of the house away from his over-sized wife.
wife: why dont you spend any time with me anymore? youre always in that damn room!
husband waddles to towards the basesment
wife: good! go to your man cave. i dont want to see youre ugly face anyway. i know what you do down there! you filthy bastard!
Man cave - slang
An area that is sectioned off so a man can have his own space away from the wife or gf. This space would include TV,lazy boy recliner,stereo,refrigerator with a keg of beer,games,and wall to wall porn.
Bob wanted some alone time from his wife,so he wandered off to his man cave.
Man cave
A term used to describe that one little room (or garage) that the man of the household is given permission by his wife or girlfriend to furnish how he wants and do whatever he wants in it. It should be noted that the word 'man' is used very loosely when referring to a man cave. A real man doesn't allow himself to be shoved into one corner of his own house.
"Sorry, guys. We're going to have to watch the game in my man cave because my wife doesn't want anyone on our living room carpet."
Larry was sent to his man cave by his wife because she was having friends over.
Man cave
An emotional sanctuary for men when they're stressed and need "space" or time away from females, responsibilities, etc.
Sam went offline and wouldn't answer calls, retreating to his man cave to think.
Man cave
A room, space, corner or area of a dwelling that is specifically reserved for a male person to be in a solitary condition, away from the rest of the household in order to work, play, involve himself in certain hobbies, activities without interuption. This area is usually decorated by the male that uses it without interferance from any female influence.
Tom retreated to the Man Cave to play his online rpg game.