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What is magic carpet?
When someone performs putrid anal flatulence and it proceeds to hover in a particular vicinity of where the act of flatulence occurred.
"Dude! I can't stay in this room any longer, your magic carpet fart is killing me!"
magic carpet - video
Magic carpet - what is it?
Getting eaten out by a dude with a beard.
My boyfriend never shaves when he's on vacation. I hope I get a magic carpet ride!
What does "magic carpet" mean?
When you are getting a BJ by the top of a staircase and you push the girl backwards down the stairs.
me....."your mom is in the hospital."
Jimmy.."why?"
me....."I gave her a Magic Carpet and she broke her neck. my bad"
Magic carpet - what does it mean?
A wash clothe, towel or article of clothing that used to clean up after having sexual intercourse with a women whose on her period.
Man: Ah babe, what in the fuck!! You're raggin'?
Woman: Yeah, get a magic carpet.
Man: ...a what?
Woman: Something to clean up the mess dear.
Magic carpet - meaning
One of the ways Indians go to work or school. Other possible ways for them to travel is to ride on their pet elephant or camel. Usually magic carpet is expensive and only the wealthy households own a magic carpet. One of the most ideal family in India has two camels for the children, 2 elephants, and magic carpet. Magic carpet is usually used when a family member is late to work/school. Also, since the magic carpet uses curry & naan as its main fuel, there is a problem with curry pollution lately in India.
Conversation of a Typical Indian Family
Son: Mom I'm going to be late to school!
Mom: Anuj, I will give you the right to use the Magic Carpet today!
Magic carpet - definition
Term used to descripe the large gap between the top of the tires and the weel arches on an unmodifed car.
That suspension needs lowered, the cars floating on a magic carpet
Magic carpet - slang
pussy *snatch* muff* fuckhole* meat flaps*
" Her carpet was trim and tight "
Magic carpet
a technique used to roll fat joints using 2 cigarette papers stuck together with another across the top
Matt: Roll up a magic carpet i wanna get mashed
Gerry: Way ahead of u dweeb
Magic carpet
Inserting LSD in or around ones vaginal area, and having their partner consume it.
Susan "magic carpeted" Billy, and now he is tripping balls.
Magic carpet
The action of having sexual intercourse in "doggy style" at the top of the stairs and then proceeding to lean forward on top of your partner causing him/her to slide face forward down the stairs with you on their back. Similar to riding a sled down a hill, except naked.
Last week Tyler "magic carpeted" 3 women and 1 man. He's on his way to being a cereal killer.