Definder - what does the word mean?

What is magic box?

The idea that certain devices or contraptions are inherently "magic" in some way and mere mortals are incapable of understanding their inner-workings. Some devices subject to "magic box theory" are (but are not limited to) computers, car engines/transmissions, microwaves, televisions, radios, calculators, etc.

Believers of the magic box theory are easily singled out by judging the reaction after giving them a simple request such as "open your hood" or "open the side of your computer".

A commonly held belief among Magic Box Theorists is that these devices have a will of their own with some sort of propensity toward a specific behavior. They can be heard stating that their "computer is acting funny" or that their "car is behaving differently", completely oblivious to the fact that computers and cars do not behave, they are behaved upon.

I told my boss's wife I could fix her computer. She said that's impossible because something is wrong with the "inside parts". Apparently she is a "Magic Box Theorist".

My boss wasn't sure if his car had antifreeze for the winter so I told him to open his hood and check. He freaked out and nearly choked to death on his tea. He, like his wife, subscribes to the "Magic Box Theory"

My friend's dad got a new TV and I set it up. A few days later he calls me and says "I pressed some button on the remote and now the TV isn't acting right". I'm sure that may have something to do with what action was taken on the TV e.g., the remote. Apparently, my friend's dad is a "Magic Box Theorist"

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Magic box - what is it?

1. A magical box full of all the fucks that have not been given.

2. Masturbating into a box fan to see how far the semin will fly.

3. Your box of dildos

The Magic Box of Fuck was a disaster, I aimed wrong and got myself.

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What does "magic box" mean?

In the restaurant business, the microwave is known as the magic box because food needs to be hot right now and Chef is breathing down your throat to get it to the guest.

Come on! Throw it in the Magic Box and get this order out of the kitchen!

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Magic box - what does it mean?

When one either performs or receives a Wellington Finger while in a porta-loo.

"I gave that bird the ol' wellington finger in tha' loo."
"Fancy a Magic Box love?"

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Magic box - meaning

Television

Yo I gets home from work and I relax by watching my stories up on that magic box, you dig?

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Magic box - definition

Any technology device that you can't deny is what you really want. In my boring house the modem is the magic box. It could be a TV. I have also refered to my laptop as a magic box.

Nothing should really be a magic box but in today's introverted world you see it much too often. Any magic box is likely to lead to an obsession; or is the obsession.

My mom took away the magic box because she is a bitch. My life sucks right now.

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Magic box - slang

A certain area in the vagina that is extremely sensitive to touch. It is almost as erotically pleasing as the g-spot.

It was sooo good. He tried to hit the g-spot but instead he HIT my magic box and GOD DID HE WORK IT!

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Magic box

a spot in the vaginal are that when pushed can cause an orgasm

He worked and worked my magic box till i screamed in ecstacy

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Magic box

an iPhone.

Where is that restaurant?
Look it up on the magic box!

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Magic box

an elevator from a dog's perspective

I live on the 4th floor and I was taking my dog out for a walk, so we took the elevator down. The dog got in the elevator on my floor and when the door opened we were on the ground floor. The dog thought, "How the fuck did that happen? We were in a magic box!"

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