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What is madonna?
The most amazing artist in the history of forever. Got through a lot of problems such as her mother dying when she was 5, and moving to New York with barely any money. Hit it big in 1983, and really became noticed in 1985 with her monster hit "like a virgin" She is the greatest singer and dancer and there are no words to describe her. She is simply the greatest person to ever walk this earth, and music today wouldn't be like this without her.
Fan 1: Guess what?
Fan 2: what?
Fan 1: I'm going to the Madonna concert
Fan 1: Oh my god...are you kidding me?
Fan 1 : No...I'm going
Fan 2: Oh man...she's amazing...You are sooo lucky
madonna - meme gif
madonna - video
Madonna - what is it?
A peircing in one side of an upper lip. This peircing is almost exclusively seen on younger females, and most often contains a stud, rather than a ring. Named after the famous pop musician, who has a natural beauty spot in the same place.
Unfortunately, this particular peircing is associated with the lower classes, and with people of poor taste.
That girl should never have worn a yellow cubic zirconia in her madonna - now it looks even more like a zit!
People who are brave enough are known to approach a girl with a madonna, and casually tell her that she has "someting on her lip... just there..."
What does "madonna" mean?
a pop icon who sings and dances her life away
madonna dances and sings in her music video "hung up."
Madonna - what does it mean?
Likely the most famous woman in the world. Her controversies and ever-evolving image have kept her in the biz for twenty plus years, though sometimes hurting her commercial success as opposed to empowering it.
She also has several nice tunes and the best pair of legs in Hollywood.
Ex. missionary to African orphan:
"Michael you are being adopted by Mariah Carey!"
Response:
"No, no - I won't have any food! Send that tiny Madonna for me PLEASE!"
Madonna - meaning
A pop singer who isn't the best singer, a musician who can't play an instrument, a self proclaimed Jew who isn't really Jewish and who sports an obviously fake English accent. Yet manages to snag the title of the most famous woman in the world. If this is true, it's probably for the sensless acts of stupidity she's commited over the years and the brainless Euro-wannabe sheep who blindly follow her like a cult leader who somehow think she at 50-something is still cool, pulling such moronic stunts just for publicity's sake.
Rodolfo: Wow, Madonna has a new album (in european spain accent)
Kenny: Dude she's old, can't sing, can't play an instrument, thinks she's Jewish, now has accent and she could go F**k herself.
Madonna - definition
if Ellie goulding had a crack baby with taylor swift
mark:Madonna is a fucking bitch
Madonna - slang
a.Over 40 year-old women still acting like teenagers and wearing bras that overly "push-up".
b.Americans faking inconvincing British accents.
"Damn, don't get all Madonna on me, mom!"
Madonna
It's like watching your nan dance in her undies...
Hey Sam, he's doing a madonna!
Madonna
a. American pop icon (and faux Brit). Officially the highest-selling female artist of all time. Also the richest and highest-paid female singer in the world as of 2006.
Argued by Rolling Stone as the "Most Famous Woman In The World"
b. Entity unreservedly and consummately beyond the first degree.
Confessions On A Dancefloor is the bomb! No smutty songs here - this album takes the cake! Madonna is the Queen!
Madonna
An extremely talented marketer, who over more than twenty years has excelled in the aggressive selling of an otherwise not particularly desirable product -- herself. A triumph of style over substance. Her acting talent was recognized by her being awarded a special “Worst actress of the century” Razzie at the 2000 Golden Raspberry awards. (Has since seen the light and given up on acting). Also an author, her best known work being 1992’s “Sex”, which was sold sealed in plastic -- not because it was obscene, but because no one would have bought it if they were able to see how lame the contents really were. Also supposedly a musician.
Madonna has staying power in the public eye, although I've never been able to figure out why.