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What is maddox?
Also referred to as "the baddest mother-fucker in the Universe," Maddox is the epitome of all that is good about pirates, ninjas, lumberjacks and assholes. His controversial rants feed the fires of many wet-pussied liberals, dry-pussied soccer moms, and fat-pussied middle aged whores who pretend to care about the environment, prejudice, and children’s feelings. His strong views boast a lot of extreme fans or extreme anti-fans, but the anti-fans are faggots, so no one cares what they think. His great taste in good movies aids others to following the right path of mindless zombie movies and gore flicks such as Bruce Campbell vs. The Army of Darkness. His site is known, and often mimiced, for its black background, yellow link text and grey-text articles.
"Shit, dude; Maddox rocks balls!!!" - Everyone
"I think I just totally got dragon kicked to the face after reading that article" - Everyone else
maddox - meme gif
maddox - video
Maddox - what is it?
a fine asf big dick sexy lightskin that pulls all the bitches with ashton
have you seem maddox
What does "maddox" mean?
Owner and writer of "The Best Page In The Universe". Real name George Ouzounian, Writes highly controversial, uconventional, and impractical work that is occasionally hilarious. Has many people that view his work daily Friends Of Maddox and many protestors mothers against maddox.
"Have you checked out maddox's latest writing?"
Maddox - what does it mean?
Idol of impressionable computer geeks everywhere.
For any pimply, pasty nerd thats too chickenshit to go get the mail outside because the deadly solar rays reflected by the moon will burn their skin like dried straw, they look to the Great Overlord Maddox as their guidance.
According to the teachings of the Great Maddox:
1. All computer nerds love Tabasco Sauce, because subjecting your tastebuds to a food condiment that'll singe the fuck out of your tastebuds is the best way to prove that your too fucking macho for your less macho peers. The testosterone increase from the burning pain will give you the balls you need to log back on IRC chat and give your online opponents a sound verbal thrashing, perhaps causing your nerdy rival to shoot himself in front of his webcam.
2. All computer nerds must routinely beat their women to reaffirm that they are the head of the house, and her main man. Doesn't really apply though, because computer nerds will remain virgins forever.
3. All computer nerds do what they want and feel. If a nerd does not want to go outside to Gold's Gym to do some bench presses or run on the treadmill, they don't have to! If a nerd doesn't want to lose weight, and just keep packing on some more weight from hot pockets, Pocky brand wood sticks, and root beer, he doesn't have to!
Maddox isn't your role model and god. Fucking go outside and do something with your life. If you are any sort of a real man, you should be able to think independently rather than copycatting another loser.
Or you can just perceive Maddox's Best Page In The Universe as very clever satire of common misconceptions of manliness and machoism.
Maddox basically states that "men":
1. Are always insecure about their sexuality, and hates fags because of that.
2. Do stupid thinks to make people think they're really "men".
3. Engage in random acts of violence from testosterone poisoning.
4. Own an entire harem of expendable wives.
Maddox - meaning
A dude that thinks he's a pirate, and owns a invective site with some witty social commentaries. He has little respect for anyone else, but that's funny.
What would make a better president? Bush or a box of Tic Tacs?
Maddox - definition
Popular blog-style website written by sociopathic nerd George Ouzounian, whose idea of satire is ugly Chuck Norris style rants about women, vegetarians, films and the like
15 year-old male: "Maddox's website kicks your website's ass, dipshit."
Maddox - slang
some lanky specky guy, bit weird, can’t really kick a ball, can be nasty x
maddox:pass the football to me
brandon:naw u have specks
Maddox
The most amazing, intelligent, kindest, selfless, strongest, and bravest man you will ever meet, he is smart, he will help you if you're in trouble, and he will always lend you a hand. He also has a massive penis and all the girls want him and all the guys want to be him, but he will be the world's greatest wingman, he is very handsome and sexy and hot.
Look that's Maddox, he gets all the pussy.
Maddox
a very cute guy, talented, ladies man. enjoys playing sports; especially baseball
he must be a maddox
Maddox
Some one is really Hot in the outside but yet Stupid in most Subjects and usually have a great smile and or a great sense of humor.
Maise: DAMN He is So Hottt!!!
Lana :Nahhh.... he is so Stupid tho
Ashley:But he is Funny
Maddox: Heyyyy Skye....