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What is machan?
AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
machan - meme gif
machan - video
Machan - what is it?
Machans is an extended slang version of the word "macha". It is technically used to address a friend in the "yo-est" and the "coolest" possible manner.
A person who actually addresses you as a "Machans". is usually black and dyslexic and owns a Jetta.
He is a person who, on listening to Heavyweight, accelerates from 15kmph to 150 kmph in 1/10th of a second.
" Yo, Machans. I got my new Jettas.. "
What does "machan" mean?
Covertly ntering your partner from behind while under the guise of doing it doggy-style. As soon as he.she relaxes, screaming "Look out-Big Bird!" and vomiting on his/her head. Also can be used to describe having anal sex with multiple partners in a train fashion when vomiting on the person in front of you when one person yells "Look out! Big Bird".
Kevin had a bunch of circus midgets over at his trailer last night and they all Machaned - it was a mess.
Machan - what does it mean?
(Machan or Machii) Originally comes from the Tamil formal use of the word to address a groom marrying into the family by primarily the bride's brothers/sisters but is also used by the bride herself. Informally used for addressing a close friend as either machii (āŽŽāŽā¯āŽāŽŋ) or machan (āŽŽāŽā¯āŽāŽŠā¯) it insinuates that your friend is so close to you as to the fact that he is family. It is akin to the use of "mate" in english informally.
Adressing a friend-
English: How is it going machan? or How are you machii?
Tamil: epdi machan poguthu? or Epdi Machii iruka?
Machan - meaning
means friend or buddy
comes from Sinhalese Slang, official language of Sri Lanka
wht are you saying machan?
Machan - definition
comes from Sri-Lankan slang. It means buddy.
ayy machan what u sayin?