1. Also known as a nooner or a βboat rideβ (during which a boat ride may or may not occur), but always a mid-day sexual encounter with your significant other. Not to be confused with afternoon delight which always occurs after LUNCH.
2. βLUNCHβ is an intimate gathering of gentlemen who meet to eat and drink mid-day, not to be confused with βlunchβ. The number of gentlemen must exceed three men and has no upper limit other than the size of the table.
Often LUNCH has no set menu, nor is it prix fix. The most exclusive LUNCH gatherings have menus established by the chef under the βcarte blancheβ rule of Michelin dining.
LUNCH must include multiple bottles and types of liquor. Bonus LUNCH points are accrued for flaming drinks. Some expert arbiters of LUNCH actually cook and eat their own lunches in the restaurantβs kitchen, in which case the number of attendees may fall below two people, and may only occur if the acumen is judged high enough by the executive chef.
LUNCH may not last less than 1.5 minutes (a.k.a. Lunchus Minoris) nor exceed 6.5 hours (a.k.a. Lunchus Majoris nee Cazadores Primerus Majorus).
I met my wife for LUNCH after picking up the latest SI swimsuitedition...
Charles said we should meet for LUNCH on Friday and Marcelino took such good care of us I was in trouble until Tuesday!
This word was very popular in and around the Washington DC area. I first heard the word circa 1985 in high school. Veriable definition. Could be crazy, high, insane, tripping, pissed or thousands of other meaning. Definition is dependent upon the context. Example
"My friends mom sold me some bomb weed and then tried to get with me?! THAT CHICK IS LUNCHING!"
n. a state of wellbeing, usually characterised by positive emotions, ranging from contentment to euphoria. The feeling usually occurs during or after a much-needed midday meal with friends.
interj. Used to express anticipation of the euphoria to follow.
Lunched means to be excluded or not allowed somewhere with the people your with at the time. Or your mates lying to make you not want to go someware.
Damn ive been lunched.
Any of you guys seen Robb or phil? They lunched it.
Rob phones Phil to ask if he wants to come out but John is round phil's smoking up, so Phils tell Rob that hes not comming out. So they have lunched Rob
verb, The act of putting a thing or being "out to lunch." To wipe out or ruin something, to be put out of commission, either accidentally or deliberately. To eat one's lunch. Originally a North San Diego county surfing term that has spread to wider use.
Wow, Dewey got lunched on that one!
Leroy lunched Poindexter in the head.
When the power went out, it really lunched my computer.
That pothole lunched both the rims and tires on the left side of my car!
That exam lunched me.
I got lunched last night at the bar (either alcohol or another person could have lunched me).