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What is boat ride?
To motorboat another person's asshole.
She was a real dirty girl. She wanted me to give her an underground boat ride
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Boat ride - what is it?
Free boat rides is the solution to America's race problem, whereby those who are descended from African slaves (as they constantly remind us), are provided free boat rides back to Africa. There they can be free of all the oppression they experience in America such as welfare, EBT, section 8 housing, affirmative action, science, the rule of law, vaccines, modern medicine, and representative government.
e.g. Bob: "That football player knelt during the national anthem again - how offensive!"
Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"
What does "boat ride" mean?
When you take a dump, wipe your butt, and as you stand up, but before you flush you have one last turd that needs to be squeezed out, and it ends up floating on top of the toilet paper out of the water.
Steve: 'Dude, what took you so long in there?'
John:' Man, just when I thought I was finished, I had a Cuban Boat Ride'
Boat ride - what does it mean?
being promised a trip or experience that sounds fun, but ultimately ends with your death.
see that guy? he stole from the mafia, and now Tony is going to take him for a ukrainian boat ride.
Boat ride - meaning
A sexual experience where 6 or more men have sex with one another.
Hey, me and my frat buddy's went on a Mississippi boat ride the other weekend.
Boat ride - definition
To be dead, floating down a river.
As said by Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales
Mike won't go on a dangerous white water rafting trip due to his fear of a Missouri Boat Ride.
Boat ride - slang
When the gentleman caller steadies the lady friend upside down by her legs (in a handstand), in the style of a gondolier piloting a vessel through the streets of Venice. This act culminates as the lady friend deep throats the gentleman caller. He unloads in her mouth and calls out loudly, much like the classical singing gondolier hallmark.
Mark had trouble finding his singing voice, until Susan gave him his first gondola boat ride.
Boat ride
The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.
I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.
Boat ride
Also known as a "Tank Job", this term refers to the practice of a district attorney putting on a show trial for the public in prosecuting a criminal, without any real intention of convicting or sending them to jail. This defined by Charles Stoker, in "Thiker'n Thieves", 1951.
Americans were taken for a boat ride by James Comey in his investigation of Hillary Clinton.
Boat ride
With a man laying on his back, with his penis pointing upward towards his face; A female then sits on top of the man placing her vagina lips around the penis and sliding back and forth.
Byron's ex has given many boat rides, but he has never experienced a boat ride himself.