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What is lozer?

Individuals under the impression that the internet community has an actual interest in their inner workings. Where they ramble on about how fucked up their life is, hoping readers will reach round and pick some shit out of their colon so as to give it to the author.

Topics covered are often classed in the category of: "reasons to break up with someone", "maybe it IS time to slit your wrists" and "actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds".

Staff Blog Lozers: woe is me, I woke up, got dressed, did a shit, then went to school, learned to drive, met a boy who doesn't let me sleep, apparently pwned the shit out of a n00b but all I really did was show I can outshout a 12 year old, and now I talks about the girl I love, so much you'll want to vomit.

Dipshit Reader: ZOH MY GOD U R AWESOMECAKES! I want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.

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Lozer - what is it?

People that don't know how stupid it is to talk slang in aim. Such as omg,lol,rofl,lmao,and many more

supercoolguy86: Hey man, what's going on?

hotman4u: OMG! hey man how r u? im gr8! lol!

supercoolguy86: God, you're a queer...you're one of those aim lozers

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What does "lozer" mean?

ppl that dont know how to talk slang in aim.such as omg,lol,rofl,lmao,and many more

zanzan2004,MC ruj,whizhiz,kidx87,penizpuffz

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Lozer - what does it mean?

Someone really cool who is obsessed with Ke$ha and therefore not actually cool

Chandler is such a lozer. did you hear him singing Tik Tok in the car???

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Lozer - meaning

A person completely and hopelessly obsessed with the videogame series, 'The Legend of Zelda', often to the point of being a living breathing strategy guide, and using 'Link Logic' to solve everyday problems.

Manager : Why is Dave pushing those crates around the warehouse? He's supposed to be on psychiatric leave.

Shift Leader : He's trying to find the switch that opens the gate to Ganon's Fortress... What a LoZer...

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Lozer - definition

a loser who thinks hes cool. and doesnt know he is a loser.

Lozer: hey me-shell, wanna go out with me?

me-shell: umm...not really

Lozer: aww cmon i have some ultimate 1337 haxxor skills i can show you

me-shell: (pulls out her pepper spray and runs)

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Lozer - slang

a super loser, a modified version of "loser"

Wow, watching America's Funniest Home Videos on a saturday night...lozer...

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Lozer

another form of loser.

your a lozer, man

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Lozer

a person that is crazy or funny

lol dude ur a lozer.
omg there was this lozer walking down the street.

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