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What is low tide?
This term refers to the cleaning of your excremental skid marks in the toilet by getting a juicy wad of toilet paper, flushing the toilet, and dislodging the spackle during the minimal amount of time there is no water in the bowl during the flush.
I couldn't leave my ass remnants in the porcelain jungle for my coworkers to see, so i had to do the low tide slide.
low tide - video
Low tide - what is it?
The beginning and ending portions of the menstrual cycle when sexual intercourse can be performed without earning one's red wings.
"Dude did you go home with that chick last night? She told me not to bother 'cause she was on the rag."
"That's 'cause you're game is weak and she wasn't raggin' it was just low tide."
What does "low tide" mean?
To have intercourse with a particularly filthy girl (in reference to the fishy smell of an unwashed vagina). When used as simply low-tide, it can be used to describe anything that's filthy.
After low-tiding with the scummy hooker, Joe decided to visit the doctor to make sure he didn't catch anything.
Low tide - what does it mean?
1. Subsequent to the hight of ones alcoholic/narcotic influence, when the alcoholic/narcotic effect begins to diminish.
2. Coming down from being wavey.
Gus: Dude man, I was so totally wavey earlier today!
Darrel: I know Gus, me too but not any more man; I'm on a low-tide.
Low tide - meaning
When Greg harris let’s a massive fart go in his car and everyone starts gagging and throwing up.
It smells like shit Greg harris did you low tide.
Low tide - definition
A racial comment used when speaking to a hispanic about picking up his family.
Hey Pepe isnt low tide arent grandma and grandpa waiting for their ride.
Low tide - slang
n. regarding pooping, a payload so large that a portion of it extends above the surface of the toilet water. similar in concept to hidden rocks in a ocean bay which, at low tide, protrude for all to see. see also break water.
"man, don't go in there for a while."
"dropped a mean one, huh?"
"yeah. low tide, dude."
Low tide
The distinct odor that follows copulation (sexual activity). The term "low tie" refers to the smell usually registering after several moments within the vicinity while also remaining for quite some duration.
"The city seems rather swept with low tide."
"You probably shouldn't enter that room- the low tide is entirely horrendous."
"Ugh, I abhor their low tide."
Low tide
The name commonly given to someone who smells like rotton seafood.
"Damn, Low Tide, go take a shower, and brush your ass while your at it"
"Mutha fuckin Low Tide over there stunk up the whole place and skeerd off all the patoties."
Low tide
Typically on a hot summer day/night when the women are wearing as little clothing as is practical- figure a short skirt/dress- and are hot, bothered and lathered up to the point where the smell of pussy is in the air, so pronounced so as to remind of the smell of the bay at low tide. This only applies when the relative general hotness of the women in that particular city is also high.
Sniff, sniff...since it's so hot today, all the broads must be airing out their snatches. It's LOW TIDE in the city!