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What is lenox?
A lazy town in the middle of nowhere. The most boring town in Illinois for anyone who is 18 or younger. Or, really, anyone who isn't a kid and still distracted by the wonders of the corn. Some adults here are okay, and only come here because of the high schools, which aren't bad at all, but its all very fuckin whitewashed. Everyone is racist dude. The library is the most exciting place. A good portion of the kids get a bad rep, we want to get out of here as fast as possible. No good food, only cheap fast food. Good for the schools and half of the population, sucks for everything else and the other half. Don't move here. Unless you have a corn kink.
Damn, New Lenox has no night life, no restaurants, nothing. Its most exciting venue is a library.
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Lenox - what is it?
Corn. Corn as far as the eye can fucking see. That and wiggers.
Hey, guy. You ever been to New Lenox? No? Don't. Literally fucking corn hell.
What does "lenox" mean?
A small town located in the middle of a cornfield somewhere in bumblefuck illinois southwest of Chicago. Consist mostly of rich white people who have nothing better to do other stare at their iPads and consume drugs. Common pastimes include watching the corn grow and fucking in the cornfields.
The best thing about New Lenox is .... Oh wait never mind. This place sucks.
Lenox - what does it mean?
A town in illinois that's at the intersection of East Osh Kosh and Bumfuck. Basically it sucks and there's nothing to do.
New Lenox blowsssss.
Lenox - meaning
A town in Illinois made of predominantly white suburban fucks who can't see the world outside of their mundane unimportant lives. People here usually buy big trucks and live in sub divisions where all the houses look the same. A smart person once graffitied the phrase "this town is made of paper" on the back of a bowling alley. It is simply a town that has never, or will ever, have any character or soul.
New Lenox is a prime example of the cancer that is killing America.
Lenox - definition
The most elite neighborhood in Manhattan. It is situated within the Upper East Side bounded by 59th Street, 72nd street. Essentially populated by old money, Connecticut, Harvard people.
Rich guy: Will you sleep with me?
Hot girl: No! Argh leave me alone you perv!
Rich guy: Alright have a great evening then. I'm going back home...to Lenox Hill.
Hot girl: Hey wait!!!!
Lenox - slang
An endearing term for someone who has participated in trolling online.
If you ask dumb questions that could have been answered in 30 seconds on Google, think you are such a special snowflake that you deserve your own sales pitch instead of looking at ones already online, you pulled a Lenox.
If you go full on attack like the Hulk, you Lenoxed out.
If you ask for earning shots and other biz-oppy things then that is so Lenox.
And so on, and so forth.
Lenox
A small town in Massachusetts where the crime rate is extremely high and it is easy to get pot.
Lets go to Lenox so we can buy some pot.
Lenox
Border between the hood and a nice neighborhood.
I lived on the Lenox of the upper east side and Harlem.
Lenox
The personification of elemental chaos.
"How long has it been since lenox last stopped by?"
"Dunno, son...I always hide in the basement when that sumbitch comes to town."
"You puss."