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What is lax bro?Generally someone who thinks they're INTENSELY AWESOME and wears flamboyant clothing. See also; douche; faggot Lax Bro: DUDE look at my new pink hat, yellow shirt, teddy bear pajamas, midcalves and mandals! They're so rad! lax bro - videoLax bro - what is it?men obsessed with lacrosse and all its lacross-ey goodness. usually hang around with lots of chicks, mostly those who are ultimate lax hoes, or laxtitutes. Rachel: "dude check out that lax bro, what a hottie" What does "lax bro" mean?guys who dress preppy and play lax usually live on the east coast where we all know all the best all players live, they have mad flow not lettuce always wear lax pinnies always have a spoon wit them and have mad hot chicks hanging wit them, usually belong to country clubs or are rich and go to private or boarding schools they also have to play for atleats d 1 lax or d2 lax our flowcabulary consists of bro, mad, swag, cha, gnarly, etc. yo bro that chick is mad hot. Lax bro - what does it mean?A guy who is overly obsessed with the game of lacrosse. There are usually found wearing a small pinnie, pastel colored polos to show their inner man, frayed hats, flip-flops and college apparel to colleges they aren't smart enough to get into. Some common phrases they use are "getter done,gnarly ,stoked,sesh,flow,turf monster and wall ball." Intense lax bros go off to private schools because there home town team can't handle there massive lax skills. Most of them come home to reunite with the kids they grew up with but they realize they don't score high enough on the bro scale. Some nicknames made up by the non-laxers are douche bag, homosexuals, fags or shit heads. Every where they go they are hated on but they still convince themselves that they are the shit! Lax Bro 1: Hey dude whats up? Lax bro - meaningTHE HOTTEST BOYS IN THE WORLD. They get all the girls and can bang anyone they want Bro: Yo come here lets bang Lax bro - definitionA male who plays the sport of lacrosse and for some reason thinks that this automatically makes him the "chillest" guy ever. Lax bros tend to wear $2 lacrosse pennies that they got from a summer camp in public. Lax bros will never fail to overreact to anything they hear that may resemble a threat or challenge. Lax bros commonly don't attempt any education for they think they will get into a Division 1 university just for playing lacrosse. Lax bros tend to be dochebags to anyone who is not among them, and learn about 70% of their vocabulary from the MTV show Jersey Shore And lastly, they will systematically rip on any other sport simply because they have fixated themselves so much on lacrosse that any other sport is considered "gay" to them. Normal lacrosse player: Why are you wearing a lacrosse penny? Lax bro - slanglax bros are the chillest of the chill. Everything slides with a lax bro unless its on the field. Lax bros schedules usually include some brews, some chicks, and one or two lax sesh's a day. being a lax bro means that you fully embrace yourself in the culture. Its a life decision to be a lax bro. Lax bro brew of choice Natty..... Lax Bro shirt of choice lax pinnie.... One who Laxs hardcore everyday (lax bro) Lax broThe lax bro uniform, or dress code guidelines are as follows: My brother Eric, also known as "MEAT" is a sweet lax bro. He's been drinking lots of Keystone light in his sweet Ursinus hat, blonde hair, sweet lax pinney, Madras, and Rainbows. Lax broA lax bro is a guy who plays lacrosse and fully embraces the culture. Commonly found in Maryland, many also spend their time outside laxin' going to Catholic schools and boating. Many lax bros populate Annapolis and the Eastern Shore of Maryland, mostly the Easton area. They spend a lot of time in Ocean City catchin' waves or beach laxin'. Lax bros will often get together for a lax sesh, which usually includes the following: some brews, some bowls, babes, Dispatch, O.A.R., hemp anklets, board shorts, lax jerseys, polos, Madras clothing, Rainbow flip flops, and sometimes Lilly Pulitzer. Many lax bros have long hair and join fraternities in college. Captain lax bro before a game: "Do work son!" Lax broa lax bro is a guy who plays the dope sport called lax. He acts pretty gay, using language like βbroskiβ , βstokedβ, and βbrahβ to communicate with other fellow lax bro members. They grow their hair to their shoulders which is known as βthe flowβ. 99.999% of the time a lax bro is white and originates from the east coast of America. They drive yachts, get hoes, and wear preppy clothing like vineyard vines polos, madras, rainbow reefs, high white socks, and hemp necklaces. Some common lax bro names are Shawn, Chad, Todd, Brian, and Brett. Lax is their god, and he will always come first. #BrosBeforeHoes #LaxBeforeHoes *Arrives at Nantucket* |
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