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What is Lax Bro?The clothing of a lax bro: hats (fitted, trucker, college lax hats), bright colors, and have long hair (flow). Shorts all year round, and mid calf socks. Do they wear shirts? Maybe, but you're more likely to find them in a pennie. Their vocabulary mainly consists of: word, bro, gnarly, stoked, flow, etc." The Ultimate Lax Bro "Hey bros! Anyone care to lax?" Lax Bro - videoLax Bro - what is it?Flowseidon is a term given to such Lax Bros like con bro chill (Connor Martin) What does "Lax Bro" mean?usually found in Jersey or the west coast, bros enjoy chilling, getting (road?) head or dome, playing lax, and drinking Natty light. they make their bitches get them sandwiches and think women should stay in the kitchen. a common habit of a bro is to fuck a girl and then her mom/sister. they are douches. good examples at mylifeisbro.com Bro 1: hey bro, did you fuck my sister? Lax Bro - what does it mean?Also see douche bag Lax bro 1: "I'm liking the oakley shades bro!" Lax Bro - meaningIf it were possible to sum them up in one word, which it is, that word would be douche. No one likes them but themselves and there are alot of them on the east coast. Lax Bro: IM SO COOOOL! DONT U WISH YEW WERE KEWL LIKE ME???? I LOVE SPORRRRTTTSSSS! Lax Bro - definitionLax Bros are the chillest of the chill. It's a life decision to be one. Lax Bro brew of choice, natty. Lax Bro shirt of choice, lax pinny. . . AKA Caroline Schell. Caroline is so bro, she's a lax bro. Lax Bro - slangLax Bros are guys fully into lax. They love lax, chillin', and parting. They are the most chill people ever, ,they are not assholes to anyone (especially to girls) and do not think they are the shit. There are 3 levels of Lax Broness Lax Bro 1-whats up bro Lax BroAn arrogant prodigy who enjoys slugging other players with his shaft. Lax Bros commonly have a surplus of cockiness and avidly aspire to disregard women and acquire currency. Their theatrical plays aim to subvert the opposing team's defense and ceremonially receive dome post victory. - "Bros, anyone care to lax?" Lax BroAnyone who lets lax take over there lives and embraces the lax gods. He will do anything to play with his stick and believe in the Lax year of 2025. His ambitions are to go to John Hopkins and be deemed a Lax God. His flo is also so hard he makes woman pass out as he passes by them. The All-star of all lax names is Sea Balls it posses the BTB shot. Insane I know. (BTB means Behind the Back underhanded). Laxbro's wear pinnys with their numbers at all times! They care around there sticks and their moms usually yell at them for it, but a true laxbro will only try to hide it from her and not put his stick down. A true laxbro will have a boner to beat Friendswood and stroke the butter with his Lax stick. Every Laxbro has a pseudonym like El Diablo, Sea Bass or something cool n lax like that. Also every Laxbro has a lax it up shirt. If your not constantly holding your stick and getting woman to think your super hot just because your a laxbro then your probably not a laxbro. Also every laxbro has a back up stick that is huge and they usually carry it in their pants. Also you must like to get super high all Laxbro's light the dank if their not doing that their laxin' it up or taking care of their great flo's. May the Lax Gods be with all Laxbro's out there. SeaBass: Dude my mom hates when I Play Lax in the car. Lax BroAny male individual who plays (or assosiciates those who play) lacrosse. They wear hats (fitted, trucker, college lax hats), bright colors, and have long hair. Their vocabulary consists of, but is not limited to: word, bro, gnarly, stoked, flow, etc. Sam:Yo look at those shorts, their soo bro! |
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