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What is land mine?For some reason, it means a skinnier ugly chick than a grenade which makes no fucking sense because you would think that since a land mine is more lethal and cheap and worse than a grenade for many reasons, that it would instead mean an even fatter ugly chick than a grenade, but for some reason, it means the exact opposite. Another reason why Jersey Shore is the stupidest fucking show ever that should be wiped off the face of the earth, and whoever watches that god awful excuse for a show is a stupid fucking trendster. >Hey, look at that Land Mine over there land mine - videoLand mine - what is it?A thin ugly chick. Ronnie was hooking up with grenades, fat ugly chicks, and land mines, thin ugly chicks and lovin life. What does "land mine" mean?similar to a granade(fat/ugly chick), a land mine is a thin ugly chick. Jersey shore dude you totally slept with a land mine last night. Land mine - what does it mean?bro why are you hitting on all those land mines Land mine - meaningA skinny, ugly chick. Pulls rank over a Grenade, but this Monet is nothing to write home about. "...Ronnie is obliterated and hooking up with a Land Mine..." - The Situation Land mine - definitionA spin off of grenade, a larger, uglier, fatter woman. The ultimate in grenade. "Shit son, that bitch is a fuckin' land mine!" Land mine - slangThe ugly thin girl always found with a group of hotties. If the land mine doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else. Dude, can you get rid of the land mine, I just want to hook up with my girl. Land mineEjaculating purposely on the floor to where you know your roommate is going to step on it. Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet Land minepassing gas on a soft surface to try and mask the smell(ie couch, cinema seat). This holds the smell until you get up and walk away. Hence the land mine Guy: So I was on a date with Julie the other day and I had some bad gas so I dropped a land mine so that she wouldn't be able to smell it. Land mineA pile of dog poopy in your yard or any general area you are walking. Same as a dogpile. Be careful when you are walking through Seymour's yard, it's loaded with land mines from his two St. Bernard dogs. |
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