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What is land mines?
The ugly thin girl always found with a group of hotties. If the land mine doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.
Dude, can you get rid of the land mine, I just want to hook up with my girl.
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Land mines - what is it?
Ejaculating purposely on the floor to where you know your roommate is going to step on it.
Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!
What does "land mines" mean?
passing gas on a soft surface to try and mask the smell(ie couch, cinema seat). This holds the smell until you get up and walk away. Hence the land mine
Guy: So I was on a date with Julie the other day and I had some bad gas so I dropped a land mine so that she wouldn't be able to smell it.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.
Land mines - what does it mean?
A pile of dog poopy in your yard or any general area you are walking. Same as a dogpile.
Be careful when you are walking through Seymour's yard, it's loaded with land mines from his two St. Bernard dogs.
Oh fooey! I stepped in a land mine outside and I smeared it all over your Persian rug! I'm not going to apologize though, you're the one who choses to have a dog.
Land mines - meaning
For some reason, it means a skinnier ugly chick than a grenade which makes no fucking sense because you would think that since a land mine is more lethal and cheap and worse than a grenade for many reasons, that it would instead mean an even fatter ugly chick than a grenade, but for some reason, it means the exact opposite. Another reason why Jersey Shore is the stupidest fucking show ever that should be wiped off the face of the earth, and whoever watches that god awful excuse for a show is a stupid fucking trendster.
>Hey, look at that Land Mine over there
>>You mean that grenade?
>Nah, she's too skinny to be a grenade
>>wtf? but...land mines are deadlier than grenades, why is she called a landmine?
>the fuck should I know? I just saw it on jersey shore...
>>Oh, that explains everything...btw you're a fucking retard
Land mines - definition
A thin ugly chick.
Ronnie was hooking up with grenades, fat ugly chicks, and land mines, thin ugly chicks and lovin life.
Land mines - slang
similar to a granade(fat/ugly chick), a land mine is a thin ugly chick. Jersey shore
dude you totally slept with a land mine last night.
Land mines
A skinny, ugly chick. Pulls rank over a Grenade, but this Monet is nothing to write home about.
Derived from The Jersey Shore Season 2
"...Ronnie is obliterated and hooking up with a Land Mine..." - The Situation
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Bill's stupid dog left land mines all over my backyard.
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bro why are you hitting on all those land mines