What is kunkle?

When a girl gives you a foot job while you fuck her with your recently prolapsed anus

"Holy shit bro, I kunkled her so hard last night I think I don't think it will relapse back in!"

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Kunkle - what is it?

To do anything of a sexual nature to someone of the opposite sex, code for something dirty that allows you talk openly in front of strangers/others/parents/ladies..

"Oh god, we kunkled all over the house.. even on the washing machine"

"I kunkled the living shit out of her"

"dude, i kunkled her right in the face"

"have you ever kunkled someone in an airplane toilet... awesome!"

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What does "kunkle" mean?

A Kunkle is a painful course in which you are forced to do 20,000 pages of book work on eastern Asia.

Mr. Kullowatz just put me through the worst kunkle of my life!

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Kunkle - what does it mean?

When you're so fat, your Knuckles can't been seen. Also, not being able to distinguish from the back of your hand and where your knuckles should be.

I got hit by that fatty's kunkles, but it didn't hurt.

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Kunkle - meaning

Loser; Idoit; Somebody who knows NOTHING.

Jacob Kunkle is a Kunkle.

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Kunkle - definition

A “kunkle” is a slang word for the male bulge. Similar to what you would call a woman’s “cameltoe”, except it’s intended purposes is for people with penises and/or buldges. Just like a cameltoe, it is used primarily when a bulge is very prominent with everything outlined in the article of clothing they are wearing.

1) OMG I can see your kunkle! Fix your pants please, we’re at my nephews birthday party!

2) Their kunkle was so big! I wonder how many people noticed…

3) You can totally see their kunkle in those shorts, they should dress a size up!

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