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What is kratos?The Main character from the kick-ass game and franchise god of war Aphrodite:Kratos Fuck me! kratos - meme gifkratos - videoKratos - what is it?1. Kratos-The main character from God Of War. One fucked up motherfucker. In only two games, excluding God Of War: Chains of Olympus, he has completely butchered Greek mythology. He slaughtered Ares, beheaded Medusa, impaled Perseus, murdered Athena, sent Icarus to Hades (after ripping his wings off), and even destroyed the Sisters of Fate themselves! He found Pandora's box and even changed his own fate! Only mess with this guy if you're aroused by the thought of being butchered into finely sliced pieces of human within the blink of an eye. In league with Chuck Norris. Ignorant Person: Man, Kratos sucks dick, he blows. What does "kratos" mean?The ultimate sex move involving one guy, three chicks, four bottles of tequila, three full body casts, and a lamp. Dude 1: Man, things got crazy, and I gave her a Kratos... Kratos - what does it mean?Shit man Kratos is pissed! Kratos - meaning"The Kratos" is the ultimate sexual maneuver/finisher "Dude, I totally performed The Kratos on your mom last night. I leveled up twice. I want to say I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm not." Kratos - definitionUtter fucking failure of a protagonist. Originates from the PS2 game God of War, (a Devil May Cry ripoff which caters to 12-year old boys), where he grunts alot and swings around a weapon that defies the laws of phyisics. Despite his glaring flaws, Kratos is also quite revolutionary in the sense that he is the first openly gay video game character since Streets of Rage, and also the first video game character ever to recieve quadruple anal penetration on screen. Kratos is believed to be an alias of Hard Gay. Kratos - slangan employee who loves younger people and tries to make money on the side by selling man gravy. they are also known for being semi-retarded and trying to act black. kratos: yo whats up guidos lets go to the club!! i got a fresh batch of crack! Kratosthe angriest character in video game history kratos will crush anybody KratosA bad attitude, a temper, specially for kkids with bad manners. My son got kratos when he realize I wouldnt buy him God of War. KratosThe main character in the most badass PS2 game God Of War, a spartan warrior who kicks an unorthodox amount of ass. Trying to get rid of his terrible dreams and memories of his past as a ruthless leader fighting for Ares, you play as him in his journey to kick ass and kill Ares. Hes so badass he smashes medusas head into the ground then tears it off. He is the most badass video game character, right up next to solid snake. Kratos caught some kid beating off to a picture of him, so he sliced off his tescicles with the same picture then went and got drunk. |
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