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What is kraft single?
Any popular song, or "single" track that has been so overly processed in the studio that the original artist's voice is barely recognizable.
"Wow, Ali Lohan's recording an album, huh?" "Yeah, can't wait to her her new Kraft Single."
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Kraft single - what is it?
When your having sex with a girl and she asks you to put on a condom, you pull out a Kraft Singles Mac & Cheese cheese packet that you've been saving in your pocket, and open it to fake the sound of a condom wrapper opening. Later, when she asks you to go down on her, you pour the cheese into her pussy to make it taste better.
"She asked me to go down on her!"
"Daaaamn that sucks!"
"It's okay, I used The Kraft Singles Method. I was able to hit it raw, and get a snack!"
What does "kraft single" mean?
When a pitcher is throwing straight cheese on the mound or "bringing the heat"
That pitcher is delivering the Kraft Singles. Pitcher can be referred to as the Dairy Man because he is delivering the dairy within the cheese.
Kraft single - what does it mean?
reference to my constant status of relationship, and the lack of ability with people with the same name as cheese to get dates
So, is he seeing anyone?
Kraft single.
Kraft single - meaning
Pop songs so over processed and produced that all nature has been removed.
Britney Spears's latest song has been processed like a Kraft Single.
Kraft single - definition
An older gentleman who pays for a hand job as part of his massage
I ordered a Kraft Single from the Asian Orchid
Kraft single - slang
A brand of cheese slices made by Kraft called Kraft Singles. They are good for you, and can be used to make cheese sandwiches. Yum.
Mom, do we have any Kraft Singles?
Kraft single
A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)
Yo I just cashed my check so I got a wallet full of kraft singles, drinks are on me
Kraft single
Untasty yellow squares of "pasteurized prepared cheese product" made by Kraft. Commonly used to make sandwiches.
All you have is Kraft Singles? Fuck
Kraft single
A song that has been so overly processed and manipulated by the producers that the original artist's voice is barely recognizeable. The term was coined by Sirius radio personality Derek Hartley.
Britney's new album is nothing but Kraft singles. It's pathetic.