What is kling-on?

A species of fruit eating turtles that are attracted by various scents and kill at first sight.

ME: OMG. A Kling Kling Topa Gona Olin Kowra Droln Unka! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!

Kling Kling Topa Gona Olin Kowra Droln Unka: NOMNOMNOM

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Kling-on - what is it?

To be aggressively drunk. Attempting to physically attack friends.

Watch out Tony, she might Pull-a-Kling

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What does "kling-on" mean?

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

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Kling-on - what does it mean?

A slut; a girl who goes for the whole team

Man did you hear john nailed a kling?

-yeah he'll probably need to get himself checked out

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Kling-on - meaning

A stupid fuck-tard, that looks like Peter Griffin.

My boss is a kling

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Kling-on - definition

The instance when your boxer's get lodged between the crack in your buttox.

Justin woke up with some Klinge, and was unable to free his boxers from his crack.

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Kling-on - slang

shit stuck fast to the hairs on your arse

Honey, if your going down there watch out for the kling-ons

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Kling-on

A girl who doesn't know when its over.

I told that Biaitch that it was over but she's a kling-on

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Kling-on

1. Evil race which exists in the fictional Star Trek saga.

2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.

"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"

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Kling-on

a kick ass name meaning a blade, a sword. It's German too.

Damn, Mrs. Kling, you look extra fine! Uhh.. so do you Mr. Kling...*runs*

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