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What is kissing ass?
Someone who kisses lots of ass and then licks his lips just to get the crap that he missed off his face so no one will suspect.
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kissing ass - video
Kissing ass - what is it?
Someone eager to please another person out of desperation by paying compliments and other pathetic stuff.
Normal guy "Hey I'm from Ireland just to let you know"
Ass kisser "You're Irish, oh cool Irish people are so badass are so sexy"
Normal guy "Yeah and you're a feckin kiss ass gay, You weren't saying that when my family came to America ages ago were you.
Ass kisser "I'm Irish too"
Normal guy "That's it kissing my ass is one thing but claiming to be Irish when you're not is just asking for a boot up your ass"
What does "kissing ass" mean?
Someone who tries too hard to impress someone. Most likely a student to a teacher or an employee to a boss. They try to make themselves noticed, and the person on the receiving end usually tries to respond in a polite way. Everyone else think’s that the kiss ass is a little bitch and an attention whore. Most of the time they are socially inept. They think they are better than everyone.
Kate: “Um, Ms. Teacher, I finished all of my work a month early! What do I do now?”
Teacher, trying to be nice: “Oh wow Kate, how impressive? Uhh... why don’t you go over there and read?”
Kate: “Of course my favorite teacher in the whole-wide-world!”
Everyone else: “what a kiss ass”
Kissing ass - what does it mean?
1. brownnose
2.sycophant
3.candy ass
4.a sandy
Kissing ass - meaning
(n)a person who sucks up to people
(v)to suck up to people
n)
jenny:(to jackie)look, there comes Jill. she's such a kiss ass
jill (to boss) may i help you?
jackie:wow. you're right!
Kissing ass - definition
Someone whose head is so far up his/her superior's ass, they could wear him as a hat.
Colin Powell, anyone in the Corporate world, and that asshole on "Inside the Actor's Studio to name a few...
Kissing ass - slang
Shut up you kiss ass!
Kissing ass
1. Strategically conversing, praising, flirting, affirming, consoling, and/or protecting an individual or group to gain favor and/or perceived situational advantage.
1. If Brad would stop kissing ass for two seconds he might realize that he is making a fool of himself by praising the obviously flawed report.
Kissing ass
A kiss-ass, otherwise known as a teacher's pet, brown-noser, or in case of the office, a 'Yes,man/woman', is a person who will constantly suck up to a person in a higher position, hoping to gain attention and/or favor.
They are the ones who are in the office on weekends (usually the only ones there), while everybody else is having fun. Or they are usually the first ones there and the last to leave.
They generally allow themselves to be stepped on, walked over, and shit on, all in the hopes their efforts will be noticed by their superiors.
Brad: Hey, is Jim going to join us at the baseball game?
Tom: Nah. He's too busy pulling an all-nighter at the office
Brad: What a corporate kiss ass
Kissing ass
A Kiss ass is commonly known as a person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing.
This is usually due to their need to ascend in the ranks of their workplace, school, or society in general.
In their quest for higher status and privilege, they will become unguarded and their peers will begin to notice how fake and transparent their attempts are.
A Kiss ass will most definetly seem fake due to the fact they don't actually give a shit when people watch how fake they are.
Ted's co-workers knew he was a Kiss ass because he never went to TGIF with them, and instead went out with the boss.
"It's obvious Ted is a Kiss ass, look at how he ignores the rest of us"