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What is johnny on the spot?
a name given to a very sad buy who drives a piece o shit jeep talks to weird ass fucked up girls and got kicked out of community college and drinks lots of jager and smokes frum-unda-cheese cigs after taking mutuple double shots of said jager. oh and has never found a g spot and never will so should just stop trying now
me: damn it kid quit being such a fuckin johnny G spot
kid: im sorry im sorry please stop those harsh words hurt my insides
me: damn right they do that makes you even more of a johnny G you puss
kid: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
johnny on the spot - video
Johnny on the spot - what is it?
the closest parking spot you can get to the location you are going to. (example: in front of a bar, your apartment, a store, etc.)
MAN#1 "Where'd you park?"
MAN#2 "Dude, I got the Johnny Carson Spot, right out front."
What does "johnny on the spot" mean?
A perfectly located restroom; port-a-potty.
Oh, that johnny on the spot really helped. I couldn't have driven another mile!
Johnny on the spot - what does it mean?
After hiking a long time you find a toilet that is obstructed. You poop on top of the toilet paper blockage and leave a message to the rest of them. This also applies for to every other blocked toilet.
Bro, I just did an AT Johnny on the Spot, that poor son of a gun
Johnny on the spot - meaning
A portable toilet, or commode.
Man in nursing home: What the hell is that?
Nurse: It's a bedside commode, sir.
Man: I DONT NEED NO DAMN JOHNNY ON THE SPOT!!! I CAN WALK!
Johnny on the spot - definition
Something, or some person performing an action in precise manner as expected by another party.
Being on time or in the correct place.
Hector, You were hella johnny-on-the-spot with those fries when I got the munchies.
Johnny on the spot - slang
Being ready to perform a task or duty right away, being there for something;reliable
When the firefight starts, you have to be my Johnny on the Spot with the ammo.
Johnny on the spot
A person who is on hand and ready to perform a service or respond to an emergency; An unusually alert fellow who is capable of decisive action, seizing an opportunity.
When you need help, call me and I will be your Johnny-on-the-spot" "Oooh, thank you, girl!
Johnny on the spot
a massive hickey on the inside of a girls thigh
Steve left a johnny on the spot that was extremely red
Johnny on the spot
The act of shitting on the sunroof of a car, which results in fecal matter splattered on the driver's head/face upon opening the sunroof.
I climbed up on Meredith's car and left her a little johnny on the spot before she left this morning.